Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Hahahaha nailed it
 
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I had tae switch off at the 2nd dot of doom

"DISCLAIMER I am in no means of a skin specialist or anybody of that higher profession"
 
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I often wonder how he hasn’t been caught out for benefit fraud. He isn’t even discreet about it . Is the Scottish government soft or something ?
He won’t be on any Scottish Government benefits. It’ll be UC which is a UK benefit. And we won’t start on them
Tho to be fair on Mazda (can’t believe I’ve said that) I think it’ll be top up benefits he’s on so won’t actually be defrauding the system.
Is he able to work full time? Yes, but not doing so isn’t actually fraud.
Although, he may also be getting PIP - if so, then he’s 100% committing fraud as there’s feck all wrong with him that wouldn’t be cured with a decent diet.
 
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I couldn't be arsed to listen to him repeating what he's already said on previous skin care videos
But hey, Mario. That crap doesn't improve your skin mate, so give up trying.

 
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I miss the tappy tap tap videos he used to do. With the tea towel fae his face
 
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Absolutely baffles me that he raves on about skin care so much like he’s some sort of guru when he never posts without a filter and still looks like death warmed up! Also loving that it cuts from the skin care to him eating a McDonald’s demonstrating when all the skincare in the world couldn’t improve his peely wally puss since he lives on garbage.
 
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Hello ma lovelies, been oaf this app all week as ma real joab has had me working away so not had time to keep up with this app that isnae ma real joab. Anyway, had 30 plus bespoke pages to catch up on and you tattle trolls havnae disappointed
Anyway, glad tae see she’s still shaking like a shitting dog when doing her talkie stories. Christmas tree is still bogging and as for the giant cupcake monstrosity, there are no words!
 
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It’s been said many many many times before oan here that some fucking fruit, vegetables and water will vastly improve his skin! Bawbag
 
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True but surely he must be getting some financial benefit from Ava May ? And I’m sure they have to declare gifts etc. even if it makes them freeze his benefits why they investigate will be worth it.

Little self absorbed toad he is
 
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True but surely he must be getting some financial benefit from Ava May ? And I’m sure they have to declare gifts etc. even if it makes them freeze his benefits why they investigate will be worth it.

Little self absorbed toad he is
Just leaving this here. Mario should be paying tax on those freebies!
#Ad means you are a trading influencer and need to file.
 

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Treatit hisself for the wiki: Only one* thing today on his shopping trip:

A wee gorgeous/lovely cream top fleece thing with khaki trimming - £10
2 pairs of fleece gloves - £2

* He can nae count


Mario, just love your few strands of hair and huge nose hen.

 
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Urgh gads he’s so disgusting in his gingerbread man pyjamas. Absolute creepy ugly bastard and nae debates so aye.
 
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So, he's pissed aff he's not taken previous money making opportunities by doing ads, but is now jumping awn them, wanting said opportunities, despite "that app" not being his joab...... BUT has stopped any people/companies he doesnae know from private messaging him on the very app he wants to grab opportunities from to protect himself from God knows what.......

He's a fucken crackpot, nae debates and so forth!
 
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