Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Why is he so red faced?

 

[Madge2022]

Well hello ma lovelies, how ur youse aw? I was away living ma best life oan Saturday, too many lethal and felt it the day.

Wit huv ah missed, ah see there's has been some dots of doom that's got youse aw talking, are they worth a watch?

 

[AllieBee]

What confuses me most is does he intend for it to look like that? It’s so early 2000s hed actually look 10x better if he didn’t stick the back up it’s really bizarre and juvenile it’s like he’s not evolved his style as he’s grown up

Ma lovelie, he's not grown up that's why his hair is so shite

 

[Madge2022]

He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. £20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
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Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.

 

[coffeeislife21]

Begging for freebies yet again Mario?!. You greedy little bastard

Has Mario ran out of batteries for the tree

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But our Martin doesn’t like chocolate so aye

 

[SuzyE]

Marion talks to him like shite and talks down to him. You can tell from the video deeks is slow and probs the only person Marion can get away with talking down to.

I know deeks is a orange lover but still in my opinion cut above Marion

I've heard him, and he would have been kicked out straight away. Control freak what he is

 

[Macmama]

Ah’ve been in a comma, ma luvlies, they feral weans huv aw nae been well so we’ve aw nae been well.

But I’m nae sure I don’t want to be put back under after catching up with oor Marion and his Christmas shite. Someone dae me in wae wan o’ those candy canes, the man needs a trip tae Carstairs

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What's Del Boy Trotter doing at the flat?!.

Yeah you never dress up because you live a boring life, then when you do go out it's to a pantomime. But calm down Mario with the press night. They're hardly A listers you imbecile

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Fuck my life, they have the same clothes on!

 

[Pepsi]

I still canny believe he has the audacity tae walk aboot w a can’t wait card They’re made for people who have serious bowel/bladder/digestive conditions not for a fat greedy cunt who’s got a leaky arshole cos his diets 90% pure grease. Absolute riddy of a ‘man’

Its shocking. His diet 100% to blame, nae debates

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

A “this is what your life will end up like if you don’t behave and do your school work” kind of situation. Marion’s boot camp

Hahaha that is such a good idea. Might take that to Dragons Den. Kids who are naughty/won’t go to school get sent to the bedsit of Beirut for a weekend - that’ll get them studying again.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He didn't read a book. No way.

 

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies. I predict his 2023 tree is one of those that looks like a mannequin/dress

These are vile but popping up everywhere and the new insta huns craze and oor Marion is always a year behind so aye.

 

[mammaof3]

For the wiki.

 

[Madge2022]

I’ll get ripped to shreds for not having my wifi password framed in ma high footfall hallway 🫣 don’t worry hens am FINE ABZALOOTLEY FINE

Surprised youse huv goat pals, nae wifi pichure or shaped bowls. Ah hope ye at least huv beige food and 500 waxmelts tae burn. Affronted fur ye and nae debates.

Shut up you creepy freak. It'll be the price of you if you have to walk to work in 2ft of snow
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He's goat his sexy #hisquote timberlands fur the snow ma lovelie

 

[Cagayu]

Love this. Was just about to load up Photoshop to do the same thing.
If you squint hard it's really the same place Huns!!!

It’s uncanny. No wonder it’s his safe space

 

[BananaClub]

At this point I am having to assume that all these 'cleanfluencing' e-beggars actually have some sort of bet on amongst themselves as to who has the worst taste. Now Mario is probably still winning, but my god the competition is already stiff. Why even have a tree if you cannot see tree? Pile the plastic shit up or pin it to a wall, same effect!

Those trees are even worse than Marios if that’s possible..she’s got a cheek to call herself the Christmas queen…queen of bad taste more like

 

[Runforestrun]

Tonight’s tree pic is an old pic from before the giant cupcake

 

[Madge2022]

Hens! Was that an awfy fancy dvd cover or is he actually reading A Christmas Carol?! I cannae cope, it’s my annual Christmas tradition

Ah thought it wiz a fancy biscuit tin wi shortbread, similar to whit Hinch bought her granny then bought herself one for a tend book oan her shitey ladder display

Surprising Deek with some double penetration on this dayn of dawn. Aye. Mucky fat slag.
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Huv they been practicing wae the wee gingerbread man oan their concrete couch?

 

[teaandgoss101]

That's more realistic, so aye.
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Pabahahahaha I just screeched the dog is furious I disturbed his pure cosy nap on the sofa next to me. Starting to think he is the dog version of marion.

 

[Madge2022]

Is this the same postie that saw Marion’s pork sword when he ran tae the front door with nae towel on ma lovelies?

He's still aff oan the sick ma lovelie