Don’t forget a wee bit a polish hen just to gee it that extra bit a sparkle (Spine bright like a diamond
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Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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)You's are all dirty clatty filthy boggin minging minded b*stards
Him rooting through ma boax files wud be the least oaf ma worries, why dae ye think we huv never seen his ring doorbell, he's goat that secretly installed elsewhere and nae debates..Me either. The thought of him rooting through my box files makes me feel sick, because l really think he'd do something like that. Hopefully his family get all their bank statements etc...paper free
So you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’Him rooting through ma boax files wud be the least oaf ma worries, why dae ye think we huv never seen his ring doorbell, he's goat that secretly installed elsewhere and nae debates..
duck sake!! What’s going on in here today? Come back @chickenlittle007 all is forgiven.So you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’
'Two neds one hot chocolate stayshun.'So you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’
TINY DOM! Screaming the noo! That has finished mae aff hen and nae debatesSo you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’
Oh ffs, that's enough internet fur the day'Two neds one hot chocolate stayshun.'
Where's he sticking his nose oan this bespoke straight tae DVD fillum #ifyanoseyanoseSo you’re saying the ring doorbell has secretly been installed on top of the bespoke ikea wardrobes recording their new porno ‘Tiny dom takes on big-nose daddy?’
Sorry hen al grab ma new balances and shut the close door on the way oot
That tree is a bit wee for that window space, must be where marions bedroom tree went, least they wont need to waste any money on snow spray for it. If you know you know
@menopausalmargrit slides intae Marion's DMs, pass it oan ...Sorry hen al grab ma new balances and shut the close door on the way oot
Jeez, not content with posting his wee brother's tree he nips ootside like the peeping Tom he is.
Mario. it's too not to. Ya cretin.
Mario. it's too not to. Ya cretin.
Is it just me that thinks his brothers tree actually looks tit? What's with the rug, half under the tree skirt?
I thought it was a beach towel when I first looked!
Has the salmon pink bath mat been resurrected?
Aye hen marionettes auld wan he used as a rug under his tapaas table
Was just gonna write the same! Literally wheezing and pissing myself laughing!!! His wee boaby has made me cough my poor asthmatic lungs up!
I thought he said he wouldn't be on that app much. He just couldn't help himself, so l hope it's something from AMA 
I'm so pleased he didn't get a deal on Derek's present though
I'm so pleased he didn't get a deal on Derek's present though
Marion, if you want to see what's inside it, just open the bleeping bag, you fat witch. No doubt you told Forrest Gump what to get you anyway.
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