Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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BananaClub

I wouldn’t dream of posting pictures of my brothers Christmas tree ..he really is a weird little creature ..imagine being 40 and living in a bed sit in junkies paradise and having to post pictures of other people houses cos his bedsit resembles something from the tv show Hoard…..he really has a sad life no friends nothing to look forward to except putting out his Easter display next month
 
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orangeboom

He defo moonlights cleaning Johnny’s gaff, prancing aroond pretending he lives there and so forth.
#rollgate has inspired a wee thread title hens..

“Cremated rolls dividing tattle, we do know they’ll make Mazda’s arse rattle”

It doesnae flow right ma lovelies unlike sharty pants and his explosions
 
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SuzyE

He must think how it must feel like living in a normal house 24/7. He's the same with his sister's.
You can just picture him swanning around when they're at work making himself a cuppa like it's his place...Newsflash Mario, you still live in a shit hole at the end of the day.
 
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Marley234

Kin we no ruin birdcage for me hens?! Bad enough big maz quotes Muriel’s wedding I’m bespokely affrontet so aye

Aye! Swanning aboot in their silk kimono robes hen and no that boggin grey thing that’s tried tae take itsell tae the washing machine
 
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Madge2022

BananaClub said:
I wouldn’t dream of posting pictures of my brothers Christmas tree ..he really is a weird little creature ..imagine being 40 and living in a bed sit in junkies paradise
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Another one for oor noo that's wit ah call Marion music collection, junkie's paradise by Coolio.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

You just know he takes a carrier bag of wet cunt washings with him, on a wee train ride to the cavernous cunts, care home. Chucks it all on their washing lines while he goes around with a pack of flash wipes. Walks her dog and pretends it's his. Then has to go back to that horrific hell hole, he calls home. Johnny and krystal literally have him there, to clean, walk their dogs and wait in for parcel deliveries. So aye.
 
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Babybail93

It must kill him that the only chance tae be in a hoose like that is when he’s cleaning fae cash in hand fae the successful brother.

Then he hits reality hard when he gets back tae the close and has tae dodge the haunted robins, bitten aff ears and dog fur tumble weed oan the stairs
 
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Runforestrun

He can only dream about reaching the level of candy cane lane that turtle creek lane has

ETA if anyone has yet to discover the fabulously over the top home decor that Jen does at Turtle Creek LaneI beg of you to go and check it out. They are absolutely loaded, once went to a helicopter showroom to buy themselves a helicopter level of loaded!
She’s nuts but her house decor is amazing, and she does all the seasons, even Easter, not like oor Marion
 
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Madge2022

Babybail93 said:
It must kill him that the only chance tae be in a hoose like that is when he’s cleaning fae cash in hand fae the successful brother.
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Wunner if that's the petty cash Marion talks aboot ma lovelie and his brother keeps it in a wee petty cash tin wi a key.
 
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Babybail93

Madge2022 said:
Wunner if that's the petty cash Marion talks aboot ma lovelie and his brother keeps it in a wee petty cash tin wi a key.
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There’s no way I’d trust her in my hoose alone. Sniffing aw the dirty kecks and having a ride oan their dildos. So aye
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
There’s no way I’d trust her in my hoose alone. Sniffing aw the dirty kecks and having a ride oan their dildos. So aye
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Me either. The thought of him rooting through my box files makes me feel sick, because l really think he'd do something like that. Hopefully his family get all their bank statements etc...paper free
 
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