Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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So is Marion trying his had at the influencer beggy train …. “Does any one nae where I can get” foooook offf and get on Google and look.

Klarna must be maxed out
 
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I wonder it that 4th one is his downstairs neighbour when he is up crack dawn gutting the hooose.
 
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Also, he said he’d finished all his Christmas shopping hunners of months ago and so forth!!
 
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There was also a story kicking around of someone getting their ear bitten off in the close.

Found it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/two-savaged-bite-yob-paisley-7471904.amp
 
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Both of them really have to have something wrong with them mentally to not want to move. I just don't get it?!
 
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Seriously?! They would probably give those out for free here or bin them. I hate burnt toast, so I'd definitely pass on a burnt bread bun

To Mario. We definitely will NOT be friends
Me too! Haven't eaten burnt toast since I read it gives you cancer! Tough luck Mazza! Oh and BTW, I can't be friends with you either thank fuck
 
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Also, he said he’d finished all his Christmas shopping hunners of months ago and so forth!!
He says this same shite every day in September / October: “aw ma Christmas gift shopping is done!!”

* he’s still buying tons o shit into December *
 
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So he’s looking for deals now when it was Black Friday last week!!
Will be for next crissmas ma lovelie, as he telt us aw how aw his crissmas shopping wuz dun in September and I 'Marion' wudni tell lies.
 
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I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure eating rolls you have previously set fire too isn't good for you.
 
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Am no here for the well fired rolls slander ma loveleis, nothing better oan a Sunday morning. Ma post ma rules my passions are not yours! Spine bright xxxxxxxxx
 
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I live in Fife and you can't beat a well fired roll with lashings of butter a scotch pie on it and a big blob of brown sauce so aye
Cannae wack a roll n crisps, tonnes of butter

I love a well fired roll, the rolls in Aberdeenshire are crap, they call them softies and a roll is a buttery, which is bloody lovely
 
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Cannae wack a roll n crisps, tonnes of butter

I love a well fired roll, the rolls in Aberdeenshire are crap, they call them softies and a roll is a buttery, which is bloody lovely
Harsh, I don’t think the rolls here are crap Agree with you butteries are delicious
 
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I'm laughing at the fact some of youse have only just cottoned on, to where the wee elf lives and so forth. All these pictures I've done with his actual safe place in, did you think they were some random block of flats?! His security has been compromised the day hens. There'll be baubles launched everywhere in temper, so aye.

Now, I'm actually affronted and shaking like a Marion at this burnt roll business. What baker come up with the idea of dousing a roll in petrol and launching a match at it. I cannae get my flat heed around it. A roll should be soft, pale with a dusting of flour oan it. I've had fucking tantrums when Mr best has brought some home more on the golden side than I'd like. There'll be nae debates oan my post aboot this, absofuckinglutely nae debates and so forth. Am away to eat a pale crumpet. Aye.
 
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