Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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OhhBacon

Beg to differ, David Lawson's isn't 'showing off' he is showing his work. His job appears to be delivering beautiful decorations to venues.
His joab is his joab and this is his joab.

This is where Mazda doesn't appear to understand how society works and is trying to keep up with a hotel or business that has thousands to spend on a designer to deliver their Christmas decorations.

If he really loves Christmas he could leave the flat and see some beautiful decorations in pubs, hotels and the shop windows. Would also double up as content. Spend less on tat and use the money to have a cocktail in a fancy venue and admire the decor!
 

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SuzyE

Can someone explain these rolls to me. Is he saying they get bought cremated like this or does he do it at home?.
If he cremates them himself I've never heard of bread buns being toasted, so this is a new one on me
 
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Bluebellsinthewoods

SuzyE said:
Can someone explain these rolls to me. Is he saying they get bought cremated like this or does he do it at home?.
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A well fired roll is a wee delicacy in the west of Scotland lol They always sell out first. Best with a square sausage and a wee can of Irn Bru
 
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CrapEars

AllieBee said:
Lol. Ma lovelie, we know he lives in Paisley, and in a dog haired covered close. Put those words together and Google, first result tells you!
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How on earth do you pronounce that? Marion must have abzoloot nightmares spelling his own address!
 
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laynelo_

CrapEars said:
How on earth do you pronounce that? Marion must have abzoloot nightmares spelling his own address!
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I assume “aw-ken-tor-lay” (fuck knows never been near the shitehole ) but I can deffo imagine Maz misspelling/mispronouncing it constantly

ETA: he deffo doesn’t know how to say Milngavie, he’s a thick cunt.
 
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SuzyE

Bluebellsinthewoods said:
A well fired roll is a wee delicacy in the west of Scotland lol They always sell out first. Best with a square sausage and a wee can of Irn Bru
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Seriously?! They would probably give those out for free here or bin them. I hate burnt toast, so I'd definitely pass on a burnt bread bun

To Mario. We definitely will NOT be friends
 
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Madge2022

SuzyE said:
Seriously?! They would probably give those out for free here or bin them. I hate burnt toast, so I'd definitely pass on a burnt bread bun

To Mario. We definitely will NOT be friends
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Suzy doll, ye need tae get tae ken ma lovelie.

Ma auld da loved him, him and Marion might huv been besties if they ever met.

Ah don't like them, but anyboady says anything bad aboot a normal Morton's roll then they ur a and nae debates.

Used to only be able to get them in corner shops and wee cafes, they came loose in a big plastic bag. Even with my OCD with other people touching food ah bravely conquered it fur a Mortons
 
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teaandgoss101

SuzyE said:
Can someone explain these rolls to me. Is he saying they get bought cremated like this or does he do it at home?.
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How are the sick benefits people not looking at his account and realising !

I’d be right round there with my scissors cutting up his shart card and handing him a carrot
 
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Ferguson

AllieBee said:
Lol. Ma lovelie, we know he lives in Paisley, and in a dog haired covered close. Put those words together and Google, first result tells you!
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Well Ma lovelies ah'v been oan a wee journeh aroond these parts (thanks tae goggle earth and so forth)

Wow, ah'm no sure what tae say. Ah think dog hair is the least of her worries.

Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at the memory of him affronted and fumming when he was asked if Hinch's new farm house was making him want tae move, and he telt us he loves where he lives.
Aye course you do
 
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SuzyE

WTF Seriously, I've been educated today, but I'll still pass on them

What he means is he's a miserable bastard in a cold miserable flat
 
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GiftedNotFree

Iconic times when he said “my chapters are my chapters” in response to someone tagging him in the comments and saying it was time for him to get out of the bedsit he loves it there. Absolutely loves it. It’s his safe space. He’s sooo glad they’re not demolishing his block and so forth!


https://giphy.com/Idg2rAVGS3xMZtBdhu
 
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Madge2022

SuzyE said:
WTF Seriously, I've been educated today, but I'll still pass on them

What he means is he's a miserable bastard in a cold miserable flat
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Probably a stabbing ootside, the flashing blue lights were clashing way candy cane lame.

They canni demolish it with such an iconic duo living there, it's the scoattish equivalent oaf demolishing Buckingham Palace and nae debates.
 
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Bubbledoggyyeah

Holy SHIT. I’ve just been googling the area/Marions block of flats and I am genuinely AFFRONTED at the costs. A 1 bed flat sold for £39k in 2020?! You can’t buy a one bed for less than 280k where I live. Pure shocked and so forth that this cretin spunks his money on complete tat when he could own somewhere. Honestly I need a lethal one of these to get over it. Gonna go get all cosy with some criss and joos and have a lie down.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

AllieBee said:
Lol. Ma lovelie, we know he lives in Paisley, and in a dog haired covered close. Put those words together and Google, first result tells you!
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Ma god ma loverlie a have just worked oot his location and had a wee google earth. HOW can he say that’s his safe space. If a was the sister a would never have allowed his niece to stay there overnight. Am no surprised that nae family visit him as they’d be worried about their car wheels being lifted!!
 
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GiftedNotFree

Yes ma lovelie, house prices near him are really quite cheap! Which makes it all the more ridiculous that they aren’t furiously saving to get out of that place and buy a place of their own. This isn’t too far from them and it’s offers over 85K - more than doable for two people earning!!

Check out this 3 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom flat for sale in Seedhill Road, Paisley, Renfrewshire, PA1 for £85,000. Marketed by Castle Residential, Paisley
www.rightmove.co.uk

So aye and so forth.
 
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SuzyE

His phone is practically stuck to his hand so he could easily Google, but as usual he wants everyone to know what he's buying and wants them to do the work for him.

Mario, you're a lazy bastard through and through.

I thought I'd stick his full name into Google and loads of pics came up, and a couple of our gems were there
 
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Ferguson

He'll be absolutely delighted his block is no getting demolished.
Delighted that he has tae stay there and no be re-hoosed in a new build.
Seems like a lovely street tae live on.
Nay wunner it's her safe place and so forth, these are just some of the things that happen oan that street...

 
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MrsJ2000

So he’s looking for deals now when it was Black Friday last week!!
 
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