Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Give the man a break hen.

He was probably meeting all his fans fam.
 
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She must have had too many of them last night and be hanging like a bat this morning. We haven’t had a Thursday Friday Saturday post yet with a clip of his fresh bedding or the Candy Cane Lane monstrosity.
Happy Friday friends - long may his silence last
 
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I seem to have missed a whole story here can someone please fill me in on how Diddydeek became known as an orange man. Tons of luv to youse all
Some photies were posted here of wee Deek in his finery. I tried a bespoke search here, but couldn't find the right thread. By searching Mario and orange it was make up and his fishy leaves that came up.
 
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'Truncheon polisher'
 
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Hello ma lovelies.

I wanted tae find the hunners and hunners of fan pics posted of Paisley's number wan star / Candy cane kind.
But when I searched her # that app telt me there were less than a hunner results.

I decided tae treatit you'se all tae this bespoke beauty, and ah'm sorry if you'se have already seen it but mah page mah rules so aye
 
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Always a pleasure tae see his Bungle skin coat, accessorised wi the shart caird ma lovelie
 
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Them teeth are the same colour as the chips he gets when he goes to castle avicci - so aye nae debates and so forth xxxxx
 
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Absolutely deid

This comment and the infamous Shart Card has kick started my Friday into oblivion
Castle avicci chip teeth hen, my quote my rules. have a fabulous friday my lovely, lets mop kick the shit of this day and forever spine bright, keep your power
 
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I still canny believe he has the audacity tae walk aboot w a can’t wait card They’re made for people who have serious bowel/bladder/digestive conditions not for a fat greedy cunt who’s got a leaky arshole cos his diets 90% pure grease. Absolute riddy of a ‘man’
 
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We all have our disabilities hen (no ma quote). ***shoves an old granny oot the way!!
 
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He's posting about that panto like it's a West End musical
 
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They posted this too, you must have missed it hen.
 
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Why does he keep saying 'brother' in his stories? Just say his name you desperate little prick! Clinging oan to Johnny's success like a clagnut tae his own sharty arse!
 
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