Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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mammaof3

He'll be oof to Johnny's panto as well then unless the brother dosna want him there.

Scumming bar steward , awld make-up needs legging afta a while.


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CrapEars

I think it’s *meant* to be “Better than Charlotte Tilbury”
But who knows? He has his own bespoke language after all
 
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mammaof3

Thread suggestion from 2 lots of his wise ramblings.

#88 ''This page does not define him. He has spoken''.
 
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SuzyE

What's Del Boy Trotter doing at the flat?!.

Yeah you never dress up because you live a boring life, then when you do go out it's to a pantomime. But calm down Mario with the press night. They're hardly A listers you imbecile

 
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OhhBacon

So which lucky Tattler is off to Press night? There must be someone local heading there...if not get your shoes on and get in it.
I will pay for your tickets, will even chuck in a bespoke Castlevicchi meal for use!!!!
 
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TrashPanda69

She's got her shein dress coat on the night. I imagine he'll be freezing not #cosy
 
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SuzyE

His head looks superimposed on here. Yeah, you're shite at selfies alright

As a couple they just look odd together

 
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Madge2022

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AllieBee

Is he still wearing that stinking hoosecoat? Dirty skankball
 
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teatwo

Maz dresses deek doesn’t he can imagine him laying his clothes out for him and his matching shoes
 
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