Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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He must take something I’m convinced him and deeks get on it
The only way you’d be able to no have a migraine or an epileptic fit in that shoebox is if you were doped up on valium hen so that’s aw am Gawny say so aye
 
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Ma lovelie, he's not grown up that's why his hair is so shite
 
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It’s because of 2 things

His shein clothes or cheap soft furnishings are causing static.

Or he purposely does it to make himself look taller
 
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That grey thing must never get washed cos he's never got it aff..... dirty bastard!!

Cue the 1000 dots of "Im ok hens, you know me. Im totally fine
 
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I think the postie thought he’d landed at MACCYS ma lovelies wi old Ronald McDonald answering the door on the day of dawn
 
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Can’t bring masel to catch up on the dots of doom so thanks to youse for keeping me in the loop so aye.
The weekend cannae come quick enough hens, time off from my actual full time job and pals round for a few lethal drinks and crisssss. I’m not boujee like Marion so don’t have a candy cane serving platter , I’ll slum it with bowls.
 
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You need tae get intae Marion's lane and nae debates. Get a hot chocolate stayshun pronto, or ye wull be the talk oaf the steamie #iykyn
 
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Shut up you creepy freak. It'll be the price of you if you have to walk to work in 2ft of snow
 
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You need tae get intae Marion's lane and nae debates. Get a hot chocolate stayshun pronto, or ye wull be the talk oaf the steamie #iykyn
I’ll get ripped to shreds for not having my wifi password framed in ma high footfall hallway 🫣 don’t worry hens am FINE ABZALOOTLEY FINE
 
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Why does a 39-year-old man remind another c*nt that Elves are coming tomorrow?

And bless he tried with Elf's but failed.

Feffing weirdo.

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Ooh have the 'elfs' ever been to visit Marion? Can just imagine the daft cunt setting up elf tricks to surprise himself and Deek.
He had an Elf ladder last year with nothing on it. Then posted he wasn't doing it really.

But had an Elf in the hoose.

 
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The only way you’d be able to no have a migraine or an epileptic fit in that shoebox is if you were doped up on valium hen so that’s aw am Gawny say so aye
He 100% genuinely semed like he was on valium last night ma lovelie. Talking an endless load of shite.
 
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I can’t get over that his whole life is getting into debt buying utterly hideous, useless, shite purely for Instagram
He has no pals and his family, partner and cat hate him so he thinks the insta huns snakes are his pals.
He’s beyond pathetic , it really is tragic.
 
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Why does a 39-year-old man remind another c*nt that Elves are coming tomorrow?

And bless he tried with Elf's but failed.

Feffing weirdo.

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It's the way he sounds so excited if someone tags him in their post. You can hear the desperation in his words that he would love real friends...He's still a sad bastard
 
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Shite oot his mouth, shite oot his arse, the OG of insta zelebs is a right farce.

Ma wee bespoke poem of the day.
Not mention there is absolutely nothing original or gangster about him

I’ve also notice he now only has Ava May code in his bio. Has Sphonge ditched him ?

Is this the trigger of his recent melt downs about being able to work with big brands but choosing not too?
 

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“Bring on December I’m ready”

for what? Now that it’s actually December what is he going to do that’s different? He’s already spunked his decorations. What could he possibly do that’s different to what he did at the start of November? Absolute walloper
 
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