Even auntie Libby hates him!
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Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
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Wtf are they? and is that the price they are? £34.99? He is an absolue looperJesus Mary and Joseph
This is a man(debatable) of 40 years acting like a silly wee lassie!!!!!
Well ma lovelies ah thought auntie Libby hud a bespoke I 'Marion' bauble at the tap oaf her tress like the wee fairy ...ah mean angel that he is. 
Ah've goat a touch of the Kerry Katona eyes and nae debates!
Ah've goat a touch of the Kerry Katona eyes and nae debates!
I bet the work group chat blew up today after seeing him storying about paying for and decorating the tree
Bet they all hate him there and he is the office joke
I imagine even though it’s his job, he acts like he is doing them all a massive favour by being there and cleaning
Bet they all hate him there and he is the office joke
I imagine even though it’s his job, he acts like he is doing them all a massive favour by being there and cleaning
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I 'Marion' bringing his bespoke style and sophistication, of candy cane lame tae the polis station.
I 'Marion' bringing his bespoke style and sophistication, of candy cane lame tae the polis station.
I'm no sure that would be a safe option for an OG influencer oaf that app.
The Home Bargains staff would all be sat ootside Beirut Toowers waiting for a glimpse of the Candy Cane Kind if he disclosed his address and so forth x
Ahm still no over the movie treat boax wae the wan bag of spicy bikers and two lion bars if ahm honest!!!!
I believe so too but I also like to think that they've been kept for best in one of the millions of boxes bowing the top of the wardrobe.
I'm thinking they are like the Molton Brown and so forth. So that if for example there is a wee Martinmas miracle and someone should pay the flat a social visit (obvs not the bailiffs
) he could go out to the kitchen in his crappy sleepers and make them a wonderful festive beverage from his extensive range of bespoke stayshuns. Then he can return and serve them whilst wearing his ugg sleepers. They can then pop off and use the good soap in the facilities and he can do a swift sleeper change and see them away at the door with his crocs on. Or maybe I am like him and living in a land of make believe.
You know what trolls, I for one, thank Marion. I was walking home from work earlier and saw the usual town oddity (you must know, every town has one) pushing along his shopping trolley, wearing his tiny tartan mini skirt in all weathers. And it made me think - what bought him to be like this? What was his childhood like? We all know Marion is that person in Paisley. That absolute weirdo that everyone talks about when they see him mincing down the streets in his sleeping bag.
but Marion, the patron saint of Paisley, does us all a favour as we don’t have to be living up in Beirut to witness him in all his finery (fake Goo-she) - we get to see the wonders of his madness every single day as he plasters it all over Instagram. Thanks Marion, so aye
but Marion, the patron saint of Paisley, does us all a favour as we don’t have to be living up in Beirut to witness him in all his finery (fake Goo-she) - we get to see the wonders of his madness every single day as he plasters it all over Instagram. Thanks Marion, so aye
What is that awful monstrosity even meant to be 🫣
If he actually has a Joab and not the app like an actual job why does he never go to nights out or out with work friends after work? Never speaks of friends or work friends.
Sounds like he isn't liked or wanted there.
What sort of job is he doing he takes his own cloths, product, hoover and now Xmas decorations.
I want to see the tress or it didn't happen MarioN.
Sounds like he isn't liked or wanted there.
What sort of job is he doing he takes his own cloths, product, hoover and now Xmas decorations.
I want to see the tress or it didn't happen MarioN.
I would say he could get them fae either side of his front door in the close. However, he can’t even trust a £2 tinsel wreath oot there, so that’s dead in the water
If he walks to work there is a big police station at the end of his road.
Looks like someone has jeprodised their safety.
We know he don't get bus, train to work he walks.
Sooo ayye tons love
Looks like someone has jeprodised their safety.
We know he don't get bus, train to work he walks.
Sooo ayye tons love
I don’t think the same boyo needs to worry about his safety being compromised hen. We all know where to find him at the best of times. Home bargains pushing grannies out of the road. Castle avicci. Beirut towers. jam jar or the M&S cafe.If he walks to work there is a big police station at the end of his road.
Looks like someone has jeprodised their safety.
We know he don't get bus, train to work he walks.
Sooo ayye tons love
I for one don’t think I’d ever want to bump into him for I’d only have bespoke nightmares of seeing the bald eagle and his flaky lips. Nae debates so aye and so forth xoxo
@hopethishelpsallthebest and anyone else that creates wonderful photos.
A media page has been added for them to be all stuffed into there and then everyone can giggle 'n' pish themselves.
At the top of the page.
Then click Mario on the side bar.
Then upload. x
A media page has been added for them to be all stuffed into there and then everyone can giggle 'n' pish themselves.
At the top of the page.
Then click Mario on the side bar.
Then upload. x
I don’t think he works there. They probably think he’s care in the community and just let him bleach the bogs
What does this wee bleep sound like?! He needs to grow the duck up. Even my 4 and 2 year old don’t go on like that when they want something. What a bleeping peculiar wee man.
also….wit the duck is it?
also….wit the duck is it?
What the actual duck is this meant to be? M9re to the point where's he going to put it? His hideous little shack is a Home Bargains vomit explosion as it is. More doesn't equal nicer Marion.
I’m sorry but Mr my skin is so sensitive is telling us that the Lumi Spa saves his skin in the winter when skin is at its most sensitive ! Surely, if even if your skin wasn’t sensitive it would be better in the summer when you collect more oil and sweat in your pores?
That machine is like a cheese grater ! A loada shite and again more lies from mr sensitive skin himself
That machine is like a cheese grater ! A loada shite and again more lies from mr sensitive skin himself
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