I couldn’t sleep last night and when I can’t sleep I run through a wee A-Z (curries, dog breeds, tv programmes) last night I decided to do an A-Z of mario and kept laughing out loud which defeated the object….
A) Ava may aromas
B) Bespoke Beak
C) comma break
d) deEd deek
E) ejaculation of the premature Christmas variety
F) frwinds, none to speak of
G) guttit the hoos
H) high footfall area
I) itchy cheap fast fashion
J) jammies see above
K) Kerry Katonas
L) laine, yours, stay in
M) Malone, Jo. Only for guests
N) no ma joab
O) outside, where it’s not aww cosy
P) Paisleys princess
Q) quality
R) Rayn - depressed house cat with bespoke gifted sleigh
S) Spine Bright
T) treatit maself
U) Uggs. Never seen again
V) Veechi, castle. The Ivy of Paisley
W) wild nights out that he dreams of
X) X rated bumming fort
Y) Yesterdays fashions
Z) zzzzzz