Oh feck, l forgot the bedroomJust remember ma lovlies we’ve still to be treated to the eyesore in the bedroom
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Ma loveleis, I cannae believe the state o that tree and here was me awaiting the reveal of tress nae just 1 tree. It’s bogging and WTF is that stars hinging far the roof aw aboot? They dinnae fit in with his theme whatsoever. 
I feel like it’s the 90s and I’m on an acid trip! Welcome to Marion’s Candy Lane ..where nightmares come true
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The snowflakes hanging from the ceiling it’ll look no different with the lights off. You’ll not be able to see them with all the shite and the fact they are battery operated 
far too much clutter everywhere how he can sit in it I have no idea. So that’s it the trees up…what now Mario? Because you don’t seem to actually enjoy anything Christmassy? Countdown to January..fresh start. New coffee station perhaps
it’ll look no different with the lights off. You’ll not be able to see them with all the shite and the fact they are battery operated far too much clutter everywhere how he can sit in it I have no idea. So that’s it the trees up…what now Mario? Because you don’t seem to actually enjoy anything Christmassy? Countdown to January..fresh start. New coffee station perhaps 
All these cunts sharing his stories bet they’re all taking the piss out of him really
bet they’re all taking the piss out of him really
Giving me pure Willy wonka vibes. The best bit is all the decs being so cheap their lines are aww wonky on the canes and lollipops
he never fails to miss the mark completely ma loveleis.
he never fails to miss the mark completely ma loveleis.
Why is he sharing the people saying they love it (liars!) stories?? Just makes him come across even more desperate than he actually is!! It looks like something you see in a school reception that everyone’s thrown something onto! I expected 832 dots of doom explaining it all to us in detail. I feel let down
I honestly think they only do it cos they feel bad for the sad bleepAll these cunts sharing his stories
The jammies, well that was worth the wait
Are they men's or women's? what size must he be to fit into an extra small?
He should get himself an Elf outfit and sit on a shelf, oh wait he cant cos there no bloody room for all the tat.
Are they men's or women's? what size must he be to fit into an extra small?
He should get himself an Elf outfit and sit on a shelf, oh wait he cant cos there no bloody room for all the tat.
duck off!!!! He’s doing it on purpose now an XS would have done!? They’re already skin tight babes
Grown Man in a onesie. ICK!!!
an XS would have done!? They’re already skin tight babes Grown Man in a onesie. ICK!!!
Ah thought oor wee @hopethishelpsallthebest had made thisduck off!!!! He’s doing it on purpose now
Grown Man in a onesie. ICK!!!
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Treatit hisself for the wiki: £24 on Christmas pyjamas. Size S but could have done with an XS.
Other set of pyjamas still to be revealed.
Other set of pyjamas still to be revealed.
The pjs! Wrong wrong wrong
He's goat this romper suit fur crissmas eve
I thought he had nail polish on to match had a wee zoom just my Kerry katonas. How are you all ok? I hope youse are after today. Mr Isa was at the game, I hate to say itduck off!!!! He’s doing it on purpose now
Grown Man in a onesie. ICK!!!
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before youse say anything I've telt him he needs heed checked. So ayye the kids were away doin their own thing today I had wee gander about town, had nosey in white company bought myself some classy elegant beautiful tress decorations. It was it of relief not to see a candy cane or gingerbread man in sight. Honestly though if that app was nae he's job and he didn't answer to no one. He wouldn't harp on about autumm/Christmas decor, he wouldn't have a countdown. If it was for him I 'mario' only you would decor and put the tree up and post an that be it, but the reposts, same angle pics on daily, hauls shows it's to be liked and seek validation from strangers. If he did none of this no one would be interested.
Famous last words never going over the top nothing new. Nothing..but new debt.
Why is nothing bought from actual shops? Like Zara, new look, m&s, river island, Primark majority his clothes are where it can be paid up.
Mind the wee Christmas tray he made himself last year, take it that's binned.
Aww ffs ma kerry katonas need bleaching now Martin ya wee little boaby
This tree has made me proper laugh. It's about as discreet as when Del Boy painted in mums grave in network rail yellow paint.
That would be awful to sit next to, the Luminous white! It's an eyesore.
That would be awful to sit next to, the Luminous white! It's an eyesore.
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those PJ's are creepy AF
So the big question is….does Deek have a matching pair?
Looks just as bad in the dark...
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