Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

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It’s no ma joab hen, but this app chose mae

Screaming at Martin Lewis being on a suggested for you on I, Mario” page. Is this what we call irony?

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I bet Marion thinks he single handedly got Mariahs “it’s time” video tae over 100 million views in 24 hours. Saviour of washed up divas and so forth.
 
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Sorry, ma loveleis I'm adding his 38th birthday to the wiki.

Excuse the quality, they are compressed to the hilt.

I'll be back with the party in the bedsit later.







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I bet Marion thinks he single handedly got Mariahs “it’s time” video tae over 100 million views in 24 hours. Saviour of washed up divas and so forth.
He did the same for Mariah as Kim Kardashian did fur Marilyn Monroe, pit them both back oan the map and nae debates.

We need 'Marion' tae update his singing highlights fur crissmas.
 
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Hens ma wean is tryin tae have a bath wi this wee monstroasity. Am gettin pure crabbit tryin tae tell the fud it’s wintum an we shud be dancin roond the candy canes shakin wit oor mothers gave us an so forth.
Pure snakes in ma hoose ma loveleis am affrontit and nae debates.
 

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Hens ma wean is tryin tae have a bath wi this wee monstroasity. Am gettin pure crabbit tryin tae tell the fud it’s wintum an we shud be dancin roond the candy canes shakin wit oor mothers gave us an so forth.
Pure snakes in ma hoose ma loveleis am affrontit and nae debates.
Hark at youse wae your bath! I, “Mario” only has a shower. Smelling that wealth ma lovely! Absolutely reeking of it and nae debates!

Do you youse your shower tae wash your bin, like Mario?
 
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Hark at youse wae your bath! I, “Mario” only has a shower. Smelling that wealth ma lovely! Absolutely reeking of it and nae debates!

Do you youse your shower tae wash your bin, like Mario?
Aye hen a love nowt mare than re-enacting the scenes o Chernobyl by chuckin three boattles o pure bespoke zoflora in ma bin and power showering the fook oota the smelly bastard.
 
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Hens ma wean is tryin tae have a bath wi this wee monstroasity. Am gettin pure crabbit tryin tae tell the fud it’s wintum an we shud be dancin roond the candy canes shakin wit oor mothers gave us an so forth.
Pure snakes in ma hoose ma loveleis am affrontit and nae debates.
Wuz 'Marion' the model fur that ma lovelei 😘
 
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Party time in the bedsit, his 38th.











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Ma fave bit o the birthday highlight n nae debates was oor Marion showin aff his wee broon ankles and the contrastin pale legs and bellowin his wee beak aff aboot being fae Ayrshire. Deeks wee ootfit was ma close second hens it wis a wee cracker. Am away tae pish masel again as ma wee Katonas huv spotted a ‘fashion’ highlight.
 
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Ma fave bit o the birthday highlight n nae debates was oor Marion showin aff his wee broon ankles and the contrastin pale legs and bellowin his wee beak aff aboot being fae Ayrshire. Deeks wee ootfit was ma close second hens it wis a wee cracker. Am away tae pish masel again as ma wee Katonas huv spotted a ‘fashion’ highlight.
Hen get ready face the plastic size 6 primark loafers. They are amaze
 
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