And the Ugg slippers !! I’m connived he buys this stuff on Klarna, brags about it & then sends it back !
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ETA - screams pedalo to me
Well ma lovelies we’ve been treated good and proper…. To that bleeping bespoke monstrosity!!! It’s an assault on the senses so aye! Imagine wee dum dum thinking he’s tripping, stoned oot his box and then waking up realising it’s his reality. He should copy oor baby girl Rayn and jump heid first oot the windae to escape. Nae debates!
Maldives!!!!!!! Smell the wealth hen !!!!!!!!Im back witches from my wee holiday at Craig Tara (Maldives) and just in time I see! What a monstrosity that tree is. And if you all want to see my tree it’s up the loft where it will stay til December!!!
His trotters don’t even fit in the slippers so what bloody size are they!!! Back in to ma aine laine I go …
They are his wee sanny towel sliders xxxx
I'm just back from Dubai and Indonesia and sorting all ma pics ooot, certainly no ready for bleeping Christmas yetIm back witches from my wee holiday at Craig Tara (Maldives) and just in time I see! What a monstrosity that tree is. And if you all want to see my tree it’s up the loft where it will stay til December!!!
Marion get yersen a holiday and live a little instead of getting a wee erection over a gingerbread man
Almost 5 hours after posting and not even 2% of his followers have liked his post.
I can’t get over how bleeping honking it is.
I can’t get over how bleeping honking it is.
Was gonna say Wee Deek will save some petty cash not having to buy the wacky backy from now till Boxing day.
Rayn will need one of those pheromone plug in things to keep her calm.
Yes the Crocs and the Uggs will never be seen again, refunds pending.
Next up, looking forward to the matching jammies reveal
Pyoor fumming the second tree didn’t make an appearance. I’m in a bit of a post Chrissmass slump.
Soo say he’s put the 7ft tree up.. what’s he done with his other tree? On the post from last year he’s got candy cane cushion covers, they’re no where to be seen this year? Where is the wiry ‘believe’ tree topper? Didn’t he also buy the balloon thing from HB last year so he had one for this year? Where is it? So he’s kept the same theme as last year but has obviously thrown stuff away. How bleeping wasteful.
Who the hell does he think he his 
Bernadette has got it ma lovelie. IYKYK.
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2022 tree to 2021 tree
2022 tree to 2021 tree
Are there even any lights on that monstrosity?
If there are I canny see them.
If there are I canny see them.
Jesus fucken Christ, lads - there's stuffed toys awn the Christmas tree! 
I'm speechless!
I don't know what tae say aside from diabolical!
I'm speechless! I don't know what tae say aside from diabolical!
Always been into Christmas decor I smell 
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And in my opinion that looks a million times betterAlways been into Christmas decor I smell
That tree is the same height isn't it?
Why does it say DR on the front of his tree? witch thinks she's Dr Seuss. Where's the Christmas eve boxes?
Compressed to the hilt so excuse the quality, it does still show his shite tree decorating skills.
He's outrageously wasteful when you see how much tat from last year has been replaced. His upside down candy canes are melting my brain, at least he got them the right way round last year.
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