A sentence that sums up Maz n Deeks sex life perfectly8 squirts per annum
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I’m an OG troll from 2018.How the hell have I missed this
I was here from the dayn of dawn, three Christmas trees ago. Four cushion covers ago. Before the panelled walls and two gifted mirrors ago. Back before his crapet was installed by carpetkerr and he had mirrored furniture everywhere and a pink lampshade.
Cheers mate.
Oh my GodA sentence that sums up Maz n Deeks sex life perfectly
If it wasn’t bad enough he called his new Shark a Hoover multiple times, he then proceeded to call it a prototype. Bloody buffoon.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this was pure bespoke comedy gold. Thanks for making me laugh“pencil case”!
I think Deek would be up for a night oot, mind when Marion was fumming he was dancing with someone else at the Ava May party and locked him out of the room! I think it's Marion who wouldn't go on a night out as he's so boring and embarrassing to be seen out with.
Where can ah find this story, ah huv tae ken
Reminds me of a charity shop window.
When the wee auld dears try tae put together a display fae the donated pieces o tatty shite that naebody wants
When the wee auld dears try tae put together a display fae the donated pieces o tatty shite that naebody wants
That is exactly what it looks like. Reminiscent of the Christmas tat on display at the local YMCA shop. 50p per item, dust and all
I’ve followed him for years too but I must have missed this one he must have been shadow bannedI’m an OG troll from 2018.
I was here from the dayn of dawn, three Christmas trees ago. Four cushion covers ago. Before the panelled walls and two gifted mirrors ago. Back before his crapet was installed by carpetkerr and he had mirrored furniture everywhere and a pink lampshade.
Aw give it a break Martin, she doesn’t even like you
The handles on his kitchen cupboards never fail to melt my brain 
they look worse the longer you look at them!
they look worse the longer you look at them!
Asda book shoving Candy cane lame down my throat, the noo. 
See that wee globe he had something exact same back 2019 when had pink tress. I reckon MarioN made a private story trying to make out he's maw bought him a gift but it's actually 3 years ago tat.
Why are the candy canes like J's
MarioN your no going get any clientele if you Cannae put up Christmas decorations properly in your own FLAT never mind someone else's HOUSE.
To add is that Deed Deek getting his bit in on the candy cane lane... J = Joint
Last edited:
I love it when she replies to others, especially celebs, but never replies to his
Henry, Morely and I** basic English Grammer, punctuation. I've yet to see one of these thick influencers actually create a sentence, post, story with no mistakes.
MarioN with there,there,there
Their* they're* There*
Annoys me so much so ayye back in ma ain lane I go
Tons a love
Still canny forget this time last year she gave him the biggest snub a his life, 10 mins doon the road fae him and she never once got in contact to go visit himI love it when she replies to others, especially celebs, but never replies to his
I still think aboot his rant til this day, that wis this threads historic momment
Those fckn upside down candy canes!! My heids about to explode!!
He’s so bleeping strange. I bet everyone on his street has a name for him, like wee Jimmy Saville or something. Every town has one don’t they, a weird creature that everyone crosses the road from.
Oh my, do we have this anywhere? This I would love to see!Still canny forget this time last year she gave him the biggest snub a his life, 10 mins doon the road fae him and she never once got in contact to go visit him
- Status