It’s under “Suprise” oan her highlights ma lovelei. Be prepared, she was about 8 stone slimmer in these stories. So aye
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I've never watched his highlights before. His masculine shaped eyebrows. Ma beak is clutched. 💎🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think even Marion missed that era.
He bought them for his Mum a couple of Xmas’s ago (poss 2019) £5 a pair
duck sake he hates her
Ah wunner if Hannah used his bespoke wifi password displayed in high footfall area, as well as his Jo Malone hand wash?
Back in yer ain lane hen he would just go out but thing is nae bleep wants to go out with him or he has no real life mates to do such a thing. All these things he wants to do, or go see never actually happen.
Just caught up with the imbecile and he's banging on again about needing a good night out soon and that it's happening, who with is anyone's guess given he has nae friends aside from awn "that app", so he's probably hinting for some of his lovelies to message him suggesting it. The only time I've seen comments and a photo about a night oot was when he went with the Debenhams older ladies, but I think it was a bingo trip, was it not?
That hoover review was a disappointment, it looked too clean for someone who guts their house daily. He's so lazy vaccum around bedside table, bet he forgot he was meant to show us too busy being caught up in all his Christmas candy lame cane tat having a nosey here reminded him.
The upside down candy canes.
"Al" say no more.
"Al" say no more.
Mate it's literally 3 wee stalls on the high street. Hardly a Christmas marketI'm sure Paisley do markets too in the run up to Christmas. Not sure if there are any tat stalls though.
So this is the Competition and Markets Authority's Facebook story today! Just leaving it here for Martin to watch at his leisure and realise that not properly marking *gifted as an advert may actually be seen as 'illegal' (just like the tax man wanting to know too...)
“Appreciate the vibes”
I dunno what vibes he thinks he’s giving but they are no Christmas ones
I dunno what vibes he thinks he’s giving but they are no Christmas ones
The vibes it gives me is a cluttered old person's home. I can smell the musty from here.
Even when he goes oan a night out he's in bed fae 10pm. Remember his Birthday at the hotel with oor H? I'm sure he was tucked up in bed aw cosy before 10.
Hannah travelled all that way for two cocktails and an early night. Boring basterd!!
Hannah travelled all that way for two cocktails and an early night. Boring basterd!!
I’ve just seen the launch of “Christmas tables 2022” and the old wummin in me can only think of the dust that’s going to gather…he is going to be polishing truncheons by day and candy canes by night, poor wee soul will be knackered.
Same old shite as last year but with extra clutter 🥱
Less is more Marion, less is more!!
Like @JoeExotic mentioned, NDubz were in Glasgow last night and Martin previously mentioned wanting to go: https://tattle.life/threads/cleanin...t-looks-more-like-a-marion.29922/post-9809543
Now my brother and sister travelled to Glasgow for it yesterday (no ma thing, I'd have got cozy at 5.30 instead had I no been at ma joab that's actually my joab) and they said while it was packed, there were a lot of empty seats around too, so chances are there were tickets still available or they would have been easy enough to find on resell/Facebook, etc.
If he really wanted to go out, surely it is easy enough to most nights of the week nevermind the weekend, never seems like he has an early start (no obligation to be anywhere for an early start anyway - waking the neighbours up to 'gut' the place doesn't count). He'd rather sit at home planning what to buy next to share on IG...and I cannot imagine him having people desperately calling him to get him to go out.
looks like a jumble sale
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