Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

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I've got a stand in my kitchen that has my glass cups on there for hot bevs (smell the wealth) and it stores my Tassimo coffee pods and hot chocolate pods on there. But Jesus Christ if I whacked candy canes, gingerbread men, bells, fake snow and the other shite he has on there my husband would think I've gone insane. Also what grown men have hot chocolate and cookies for tea.....freak
 
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Do my Kerry katona’s deceive me or does that say “MarioN” as clear as day?! 🤣

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Aww he's trolling us the night hens.

Hand covering his address on his order.
Naebody would want tae visit 11 Beirut Toowers ma lovely.

(*Some items was gifted) no mae quote or ma illiteracy.

He might try get fit them on wan of the tress this year and so forth
 
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After looking at those bespoke wire candy canes with their names on, all I can think of is that they look like a wonky knob 😂
 
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What in the duck have I just witnessed. The weans in my work could make better looking tat oot of pipe cleaners
 
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This is getting worse by the day. By 1st December I expect there will be knitted dolls of him, Derek and Rayn.

Heres me and Mr Margrit booking things for London & New York in the coming weeks and he’s ejaculating over wire names.
 
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A mean a love ma animals but why is the cats name on everything 😭😭 fair enough maybe a bauble with her name and presents for her at Christmas but Jesus MULTIPLE stockings, a sleigh, bauble.. duck knows what else. Poor lass doesn’t even have a cat tree but nae bother she can stare at her stocking ffs. He’s lost it hens.
 
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This is getting worse by the day. By 1st December I expect there will be knitted dolls of him, Derek and Rayn.

Heres me and Mr Margrit booking things for London & New York in the coming weeks and he’s ejaculating over wire names.
The wealth is stenching from you hen. This weekend is our last weekend free before Xmas plans and socialising take over. Am nae as exciting as New York but a wee santi visit for the weans, dinners out, work events and a Christmas market await me.
 
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Innovative?
I remember going out for my 8th birthday and my maw buying me a wee wire name thing for my room from a guy on Sauchiehall St back in 1999.
Mario is like ma dug, just lift any everyday item up and he's impressed and wants it.
 
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16 times he used adjectives such as gorgeous, beautiful and cute. He's so "appreciative" of these innovating wee businesses. Much vocabulary. 🥲

What in the duck have I just witnessed. The weans in my work could make better looking tat oot of pipe cleaners
My wean came home from school today with two pipe cleaners twisted around each other and two bits of brown paper stuck together. It's on the windowsill with some other bits of paper. Happier to see that than those wire monstrosities.
 
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The wealth is stenching from you hen. This weekend is our last weekend free before Xmas plans and socialising take over. Am nae as exciting as New York but a wee santi visit for the weans, dinners out, work events and a Christmas market await me.
We used to go to New York every year before COVID so this is our first year since 2019. Ahm off to Krakow with ma best pal tae. A love the run up tae Christmas, most of which doesnae involve sitting in the bleeping hoose!

Huv a great time hen, Al be chanting ye oan fae the rooftops!!!
 
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We used to go to New York every year before COVID so this is our first year since 2019. Ahm off to Krakow with ma best pal tae. A love the run up tae Christmas, most of which doesnae involve sitting in the bleeping hoose!

Huv a great time hen, Al be chanting ye oan fae the rooftops!!!
How does he not get it through his thumb shaped thick skull that this exactly what Xmas is!! It’s experiences it’s not wire wool and plastic!! Sorry for the excessive use of the exclamation mark 😂
 
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