3rd time lucky for oor MarioN. Maybe this time they'll actually last more than 2 hours and not deflate after 15 mins.They started going out today. Wonder if we will have another lip and eyelash journey
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#vibes so aye.
Omg hen spat ma bespoke wine oot
abzalootley creased! It’s the wee dildo in the pocket for me, so aye 
Keep you power, tonsa luv always
TG Xxx
Friggin brilliant
It’s pure puffy looking anaw. Cut down your salt intake Martin, ya fat pig.Why is the hand practically the same colour as the box, bespoke anaemia
He should have bought this one, ma Kerry Katonas read it as you may say I'm a cleaner 
My masterpiece... Didn't Frankenstein say that about his monster? 
It's gonna look like a Christmas elf puked up all the candy he over ate and nae debates.
Swerving back into my ainnot candy cane lane this dayn of dawn.
It's gonna look like a Christmas elf puked up all the candy he over ate and nae debates.
Swerving back into my ain
I want to know if the master piece is 1 tress or 2 tress.
I wonder if he realised he couldn't fit 2 tress and will come up with an excuse that one broke or if he'll grin and bare it to save face and say he loves it and its exactly what HE wanted. Cause God forbid Derek gets a day.
I wonder if he realised he couldn't fit 2 tress and will come up with an excuse that one broke or if he'll grin and bare it to save face and say he loves it and its exactly what HE wanted. Cause God forbid Derek gets a day.
Correct me if am wrang ma lovelies, but did Martin no say he would be getting tickets to see NDubz? Well they played the Hydro last night, and folk were literally giving away tickets on Facebook. He must have been too busy creaming his wee candy cane knickers over his 
masterpiece.
masterpiece.A dyslexics nightmare, surprised Maz can even read his sign way his severe kerry katonasHe should have bought this one, ma Kerry Katonas read it as you may say I'm a cleaner
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Aye, simmer doon Wincey Willis
We have only just set off our last Catherine wheel and that bleep has 8 Christmas grid posts!
And “masterpiece”, he really thinks he’s a top tier Christmas tree dresser, doesn’t he?
Glasgow have just confirmed they’re having Christmas fairs at George Square and St Enoch. I wonder if Marion and brain dead Deek will be going since they LOVE Christmas much…
And “masterpiece”, he really thinks he’s a top tier Christmas tree dresser, doesn’t he?
Glasgow have just confirmed they’re having Christmas fairs at George Square and St Enoch. I wonder if Marion and brain dead Deek will be going since they LOVE Christmas much…
Was just about to post this. Surely the self proclaimed “kind of Christmas” will be taking a wee jaunt upto Glasgow for it? Hahaha who am a kidding. It’s no cosy enough.
By the looks of it ma lovelie it’s the same nose as Daniella Westbrook an we aw know how that came abootWhat the hell happened to her nose as well. I've never noticed until now
Those hideous wire signs remind me of those buzz wire games you can get for the wains- I’ve never known anyone to have so much paraphernalia with their own name on, well anyone over the age of 7.. I bet deek has a wee packed lunch box for work with his name on.. just further evidence that they have the combined IQ of a loaf of bread
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Even the adverts on Tattle are trolling Marion iday ma loveleis. 
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I'm sure Paisley do markets too in the run up to Christmas. Not sure if there are any tat stalls though.
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