Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[HulaHannah]

Just came across this and then giggled to myself over his backward candles:


And earlier, I was vacuuming around the cornices in one of the bedrooms (I'm a bad person, I don't gut the place every other day and the unused bedrooms tend to be ignored the most, but there is just the 2 of us and surprisingly don't make huge amounts of mess between us to feel the need to gut the place all the time), and it did make me wonder about Mario's "media wall" and the hideous panelling. If he cannot even keep on top of the skirting boards, how often does he do the panelling?

 

[peachy-keen]

Looks like a willy so aye

 

[SuzyE]

What the very duck are those ugly things?!. He really paid good money for those?
Sorry Mario, but you really do need help now buying tacky crap like that. The only smile it brings is the fact that you've actually spent money on them

I've just looked at her page. You need to see it to believe it

 

[Very Cherry]

Hello ma lovelies, I was having a wee comma as this app is nae ma joab and ave been busy the last few days so ave just caught up. Youse lot never fail t huv ma clutchin ma beak. Am gettin aw excited for his Candy Cane Lame reveal so I am. I cannae believe that he needs wee wire names for his stockings and he doesnae ken if he’ll fit his ‘gifted items’ on his tress, even his bloody tree must be cluttered o shite.

 

[Ferguson]

Ma lovelies, ah wunner if you'se could help me get tae know what has happened tae this face?

Has she been somehoo melted?
Hit by a bespoke frying pan?

 

[Chez300]

I mean, how long did he stay with his hand on the box recording stories?!

And then WTF?!

What the very duck are those ugly things?!. He really paid good money for those?
Sorry Mario, but you really do need help now buying tacky crap like that. The only smile it brings is the fact that you've actually spent money on them

I've just looked at her page. You need to see it to believe it

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I can’t even see that is meant to say! Looks like the crafts my daughter would bring back from Brownies

 

[Babybail93]

He really will buy or accept any old tit won’t he?

bleeping hell

 

[JoeExotic]

Ma lovelies, ah wunner if you'se could help me get tae know what has happened tae this face?

Has she been somehoo melted?
Hit by a bespoke frying pan?

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Am bleeping buckled at this ma lovelie, clutching ma beak, wiping away tears and so forth.

All a can think of now is this doll…

 

[Freefalling]

Someone boot me in the baws but I like the wiry names what I don't like is two middle aged arseholes blowing money they clearly don't have on utter pish. A bleeping cat stocking, what the actual duck is wrong with him. Has wee Sadie no told him that Santa isnae real? He has pissed me clean off the night. Maz if you read this, your no well son, it's no normal for middle aged men to drool over stuff a teenage girl would laugh at.

Funs fun but to hell with this nonsense

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The bit in the back looks like it says “dayn” hahahahahahahsh

What a lot of tat on this dayn of dawn.

 

[Shmebulock]

Why does he need everything to have his name on it?? Or be labelled? It's not normal.

 

[Whatsallthis]

I need to get tae know aboot these shoes hen Xx

How the hell have I missed this who are they shoes for

He bought them for his Mum a couple of Xmas’s ago (poss 2019) £5 a pair

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Why does he need everything to have his name on it?? Or be labelled? It's not normal.

Get tae know my lovelie, it is normal!!! He’s a 12 year old girl and so forth. Perfectly normal

 

[SuzyE]

Ma lovelies, ah wunner if you'se could help me get tae know what has happened tae this face?

What the hell happened to her nose as well. I've never noticed until now

 

[Very Cherry]

Ma lovelies, ah wunner if you'se could help me get tae know what has happened tae this face?

Has she been somehoo melted?
Hit by a bespoke frying pan?

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She’s got a face like a melted wellie boot so she has, poor soul, a face only a mother could love.

 

[laynelo_]

I mean, how long did he stay with his hand on the box recording stories?!
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And then WTF?!
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I can’t even see that is meant to say! Looks like the crafts my daughter would bring back from Brownies

Why is the hand practically the same colour as the box, bespoke anaemia

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

What are those wire things?? What he's going to do with Rayn things when she's not longer here.
I don't care about his xmas tat am still waiting to see this shark hoover review he was gifted or was that on credit and sent back?
Second cost of living payment this month what wonder more shite he will buy.

 

[Babybail93]

Get tae know my lovelie, it is normal!!! He’s a 12 year old girl and so forth. Perfectly normal

He would well have been one of those guruls at school who had the massive velvet headband wae their name oan it.

 

[Whatsallthis]

Second cost of living payment this month what wonder more shite he will buy.

They started going out today. Wonder if we will have another lip and eyelash journey

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

He can’t wait to show us the “masterpiece” lovelies. He must see something different to every other bleep