Look how see through it is the noo? Hanging oan fae dear life, so it is. I can’t wait until he goes fully baldHe has defo giving himself a haircut with the shears this morning, that forehead could be used as a landing strip
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Gru from Dispicable me comes to mindLook how see through it is the noo? Hanging oan fae dear life, so it is. I can’t wait until he goes fully bald
honker right on point
I 'Mario' is having a cosy neet in and me time.
That hair will be away with the next significant gust of wind ma lovelies and nee debates.
He will look the double of uncle fester with that ill complexion.
He needs to ge to know turtle creek lane and feel nothing short of embarrassed when he sees the effort Jen the maniac goes to for every single holiday, the difference being they literally have more money than sense and have a massive house absolutely smell the wealth Mario
He will look the double of uncle fester with that ill complexion.
He needs to ge to know turtle creek lane and feel nothing short of embarrassed when he sees the effort Jen the maniac goes to for every single holiday, the difference being they literally have more money than sense and have a massive house
absolutely smell the wealth Mario
Think he needs to get back on the 3 grapes and a muller light diet ASAP
Mario hen, everyone’s already got there tress up! Regular, non-Insta hun people too. What are you waiting for!?!
I think he's got the idea that if he's doing it later it'll be better. Erm, nope l don't think that'll happen mate. There's no competition with the big houses that been shown to your tiny flat.
A played a wee game of have a shot every time oor marion said "SO" in they melt stories last night and loveleis im only oot the a&e the now.
Rayns grottoRayn’s Grotto?!?!?!
Sounds like a euphemism for the litter box….. “Sooo ma lovelies there’s Rayn just off to curl one doon in her grotto” ffs
Notes of steamy cats pish
Stomach churning shite and happy shopper cat litter
Bitchy hedgehog
A saw a wee toupe page on that app cauld king of quiffs oor mario could get wan fur his baulding heed then him n deek could be king of quiffs n king of spliffs
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Wow, a masterpiece. Something a 6 year old could do 
Really it looks friggin stupid
Really it looks friggin stupid
Always stresses me out that they are backwards candy canesWow, a masterpiece. Something a 6 year old could do
Really it looks friggin stupid
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Can’t believe he’s brought them out again this year after we ripped the pish oot them last year
I refuse to believe that he's named a melt "Rayn's Grotto" I won't hear of it. Does he get paid in melts or petty cash?
Ahhhhh, the back to front candy canes. Just like our MartinWow, a masterpiece. Something a 6 year old could do
Really it looks friggin stupid
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As predictable as my morning shite
Bet youse morning shite is prettier than that tat he’s thrown at the coffee table and all ma loveleiAs predictable as my morning shite
Hes saying its exactly how he wanted it to look to justify using the backwards candy canes. I reckon if we keep slagging them he'll remove them and come up with an excuse that Derek lit them or rayn knocked them over.
Ugliest thing I've ever seen. Seen prettier shites on the street.
Ugliest thing I've ever seen. Seen prettier shites on the street.
Imagine pissing all that money up the wall on decorations, to end up with that tit display! Oh dearWow, a masterpiece. Something a 6 year old could do
Really it looks friggin stupid
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