Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[youare1]

That centre piece doesn't match, it is just random bits shoved together, honestly there are so many options for a nice classy centre pieces.

 

[Babybail93]

Imagine losing your Mum, and Mario being the only thing that cheers you up. How awful must that poor hens life be?

 

[orangeboom]

Aww someone’s been busy on PowerPoint

 

[Madge2022]

Imagine losing your Mum, and Mario being the only thing that cheers you up. How awful must that poor hens life be?

Did someone say that to him?!? If there's spelling mistakes he sent it tae himsel'and nae debates.

 

[Sloppys]

I'm telling you now he's already in candy cane hell he won't be able to help himself by showing snippets all week. That's why he's been quiet this week and weekend not cuz he has plans like he was trying too make out he did .

 

[teatwo]

That does not look well. Look how bloated it is and bulgy and dark the eyes are. Rank
Eat a bleeping vegetable you bleep

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His eyes look bulgier than usual on them stories

 

[Very Cherry]

Did someone say that to him?!? If there's spelling mistakes he sent it tae himsel'and nae debates.

Aye, he sent that to himsel, nae debates. Every message he pretends to receive has nae fuhl stops and written in the same illiterate way.

 

[Kat__lax]

It’s no ma joab to be on this app but when I seen this other small business taking Martins ideas and passing them off as their own I just had to bring it to you nasty trolls attention.

 

[mammaof3]

He set this shite up on 5 Nov. Do I get half a bingo?

I shall call it a bin.

Looks like it needs to go into one.

 

[Bee Sting]

His eyes look bulgier than usual on them stories

They match his big bulbous beak ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

It’s the brother’s birthday. So they are going shopping to celebrate.

Always nice to do something different for a birthday isn’t it?

 

[Kat__lax]

Why is he saying he can’t show everything because it’s so time consuming…. Christmas is no next week it’s in fact 7 weeks away.

The wee freak just cannae be bothered…pretends it’s due to his retouching to perfection, the visual master plan created bespokly in his head. Maybes it’s cause he just throws it on (more likely) or believes he is the ‘king’ and does not want people to know exactly how to do it in case they run to home bargains and copy exactly (delusional)

What he needs to do is remind himself of what he claimed happened last year. It’s on here, his hold to read about how he went over the top and it made him ill. He’ll be absolutely furious about what’s happened this week the home bargains extravaganza, people ahead of him, the wax melt reveal was an anti climax to say the least. Jesus it sounds like I’m feeling sorry for the guy, I’m no, I guess I’m just providing the receipts of what a walking contradiction he is.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Well there's a nice treat for his brother, spending the afternoon having to look at Marlon's bleeping fat heed, dead eyes and potato hooter - he'd have more enjoyment with Michael Myers!

 

[Madge2022]

It’s no ma joab to be on this app but when I seen this other small business taking Martins ideas and passing them off as their own I just had to bring it to you nasty trolls attention.

Absolute 's these small businesses efter I 'Marion' built them fae the grun up!

 

[Popper]

Shoapin in granny tat shoaps and a beige lunch somewhere. The brother is spoilt rotten. Nae debates

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

The “centrepiece”
It’s not remotely christmassy, and would take about 2 minutes to do, he goes on like he’s decorating fecking harrods

 

[muscadet]

You can see who got all the good genes in that family and it ain’t Mario

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Well there's a nice treat for his brother, spending the afternoon having to look at Marlon's bleeping fat heed, dead eyes and potato hooter - he'd have more enjoyment with Michael Myers!

Tbh ma lovelie I’d love a wee day oot with Michael and nae debates #hero

 

[SuzyE]

Home bargains trolling Mario again a wee part of him was there with the rest of the huns

It's great isn't it, and we all know he'll be so pissed

He'll never have his looking like those homes because he just hasn't got the space.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Wow, a masterpiece. Something a 6 year old could do
Really it looks friggin stupid
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Did he buy backward candy cane candles or actually stick them awn wrang himself, because he is indeed backwards? I'm annoyed looking at them so they'd be in the bin and not fucken displayed!