Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[Serena6112]

Get yoursel a wee cleaning account on that app and aw us Tattlers fae this thread will give ye a wee follow and Shark will gift you a hoover to save you sweeping yer flairs we your cardy, yel also save some petty cash to buy yersel some tat fae Home Bargains.

Yer a genius hen am away tae record a reel o me singing ma wee heart oot tae the hits o Tong Braxton an fillum masel painting ma wee burglar alarm Matt black tae match the accessories oan ma console table.
a won’t furget ma roots tho hens yas will awl get an exclusive code aff ma pure bespoke wax melts ‘serenamafia10’

 

[Very Cherry]

Yer a genius hen am away tae record a reel o me singing ma wee heart oot tae the hits o Tong Braxton an fillum masel painting ma wee burglar alarm Matt black tae match the accessories oan ma console table.
a won’t furget ma roots tho hens yas will awl get an exclusive code aff ma pure bespoke wax melts ‘serenamafia10’

We will aw be chantin ye on fae the rooftaps when ye make it big on that app ma lovelei. Keep spining bright.

 

[Madge2022]

Yer a genius hen am away tae record a reel o me singing ma wee heart oot tae the hits o Tong Braxton an fillum masel painting ma wee burglar alarm Matt black tae match the accessories oan ma console table.
a won’t furget ma roots tho hens yas will awl get an exclusive code aff ma pure bespoke wax melts ‘serenamafia10’

Serenatrolls10 and nae debates.

Huv ye goat a wee mirrrur where ye kin gie aw yer fans a strangler fingers wave ma lovelei?

If ye ken ye ken, if ye dinni ken get tae ken and so forth.

 

[Serena6112]

Serenatrolls10 and nae debates.

Huv ye goat a wee mirrrur where ye kin gie aw yer fans a strangler fingers wave ma lovelei?

If ye ken ye ken, if ye dinni ken get tae ken and so forth.

A havenae hen but a huv goat a wee microwave and a reflective fireplace tae dae ma wee salad finger salutes in. Am jist away tae ma local small business Asda tae buy masel four mare hoovers so a can be a pure authentic cleaning accoont so aye.

 

[JoeExotic]

Oh my god, check out home bargains insta stories. Shartin Martin will be greetin intae his beige dinner the night.

 

[Babybail93]

Oh my god, check out home bargains insta stories. Shartin Martin will be greetin intae his beige dinner the night.

Hahaha! Brilliant! Funny how she was never invited considering he invented the candy cane Lane theme?

 

[JoeExotic]

Hahaha! Brilliant! Funny how she was never invited considering he invented the candy cane Lane theme?

Snakes aw over this app

 

[Serena6112]

Oh my god, check out home bargains insta stories. Shartin Martin will be greetin intae his beige dinner the night.

Fuckin hell hens hawld ontae yer hats fer the million dots ae doom. They huv trolled Mazda gud an proper wi that candy cane lame tree and nae debates! Snakes oan the app Marion hen, keep yer power ma lovelei they cannae toap the tat o gingercanelame7foottreeland and they fookin know it!

 

[Babybail93]

Snakes aw over this app

Can’t wait fae the incoherent dots of doom later when he’s pissed up. Saying how he never wanted tae go, but could have gone if he wanted tae, there’s always next year, watch this space. Blah blah blah

 

[Madge2022]

Oh my god, check out home bargains insta stories. Shartin Martin will be greetin intae his beige dinner the night.

I would have loved to see him watching that reel, they've stitched up the 'kind' of candy cane lane #hisquote good and proper. I can see the street outside Beirut bedsit full of red and white plastic tat the night when 'Marion' throws it all out the window in a rage. Candy cane lane never mentioned again.

 

[Babybail93]

I would have loved to see him watching that reel, they've stitched up the 'kind' of candy cane lane #hisquote good and proper. I can see the street outside Beirut bedsit full of red and white plastic tat the night when 'Marion' throws it all out the window in a rage. Candy cane lane never mentioned again.

 

[Madge2022]

Thread title suggestion:
While Marion was posing with his bespoke Crocs and slippers, home bargains done him up like a kipper!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Oh my god, check out home bargains insta stories. Shartin Martin will be greetin intae his beige dinner the night.

Socially he would not have been able to deal with that. I would’ve loved to have seen what he would’ve worn though.

 

[Babybail93]

Socially he would not have been able to deal with that. I would’ve loved to have seen what he would’ve worn though.

Can you imagine the inane giggling he would be doing whilst avoiding ALL eye contact

 

[Madge2022]

It's like bullseye when they don't hit the target, here's what you would have won

 

[Freefalling]

Socially he would not have been able to deal with that. I would’ve loved to have seen what he would’ve worn though.

Absolutely, he would tit a brick! He has lead a very sheltered life, he'd be out his depth but I'd still loved to have seen him

 

[SuzyE]

I came running here as soon as l calmed my laughing down at the HB clips I'd pay good money to see his face after seeing it. The fact that it's candy cane is fantastic, but even better is that their house's are bigger so it doesn't look odd like Mario's shoe box flat

 

[ohdoris]

Mario will jizz when he sees the new M&S Xmas drinks, Candy Cane frappe. That’s his whole weekend trip sorted. M&S cafe & then back home aw cosy by 2pm !!

 

[Babybail93]

Mario will jizz when he sees the new M&S Xmas drinks, Candy Cane frappe. That’s his whole weekend trip sorted. M&S cafe & then back home aw cosy by 2pm !!

He’ll even get a wee discount as Derek works there fae his community service

 

[JoeExotic]

He’ll even get a wee discount as Derek works there fae his community service

Ye just know as soon as he catches up here Deek will be getting his heed nipped. “But dereeeeek, a NEED it!”