Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

[Ferguson]

The duck is this all about?
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You've outdone yoursel this time hen. And nae debates oan ma post.

Klarna'd Timbies fae the wee lassies section

The wee joabie oan the snow globe flair.

The wee bespoke Robin of Beirut Toowers.

This artwork isnae even your joab, but you dae it for us trolls.
Keep spining bright and so forth

 

[cpt]

I was thinking of you all today ma lovelies when tong braxon came on the wireless. Sing it hen iykyk

 

[ChatterTatter]

Surely the hobbit hole won’t accommodate a 7fter ??

 

[#noinfluencer]

Ma lovelies, he's in a "good place mentally" and is "stronger than ever"....

Why you lyin', doe?

 

[Sloppys]

I was thinking of you all today ma lovelies when tong braxon came on the wireless. Sing it hen iykyk

Awww take me back (said in whiny Marion voice).

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Surely the hobbit hole won’t accommodate a 7fter ??

I don’t understand where he’s putting that one AND the candy cane monstrosity….not both in the living room surely

 

[ChatterTatter]

I don’t understand where he’s putting that one AND the candy cane monstrosity….not both in the living room surely

this is in addition to candy cane lane ? I’ve been away on a comma break. Think I need to get to know.
hahahaha maybe in the high footfall landing ?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Martin, repeat after me: It’s. Not. A. House

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Surely the hobbit hole won’t accommodate a 7fter ??

Can’t wait to find out ma lovelei! C’mon Mario, chanting you on from the rooftop! Clocks ticking!

 

[SuzyE]

Surely the hobbit hole won’t accommodate a 7fter ??

In his head he thinks he has a home the size of the one on the Home Bargains stories.
I can't wait to see this disaster with all the clutter

 

[Doodlebug71]

Do your own rules in life hens so aye

 

[DollyTheLamb]

What's that thing with the chips and broccoli?

Looks a bit like a Hippos fanny hen, think back to the picture of Krustals moose knuckle a few weeks back

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

this is in addition to candy cane lane ? I’ve been away on a comma break. Think I need to get to know.
hahahaha maybe in the high footfall landing ?

I’ve just assumed he’s having two trees but now I’m questioning maself lovelie maybes he is just having the one. duck knows

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Everyone on Instagram has their trees up. Tattlers have their trees up. What sort of Chrissmas Kind leaves it this late?! Get On With It

 

[Babybail93]

That tree is up, you're kidding no one Maz. Deek is so out the box on the devils lettuce he thinks he's missed a month he's waiting for Santa arriving, nae debates

100% krystal chandelier and Johnny read here, bet they piss their pants as our craic

Even if them two don’t, I think the brother in law definitely reads here and has a good laugh

 

[Madge2022]

He says he deep cleans every weekend but also cleans everyday. He has 4 rooms in that flat, small ones at that. How much cleaning does it need ?!!

When ye huv shart joos piddling doon yer leg aw day everyday, hunners oaf cleaning ma lovelei. #lanyard #canniwaitnaedebates

I was thinking of you all today ma lovelies when tong braxon came on the wireless. Sing it hen iykyk

The oanly tong ah ken is tongs ya bass. Kin ye get me tae ken? Tonsa luv M x

 

[Dusky pink]

Is he taking the piss with that "Mario Believes" tin cup? Seriously?!!!! I'm speechless

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovelies, we all know that this is the end result, I'm super excited to see her vision of the grinch second tree, alongside the candy cane lame monstrosity, fae the small app known as Pinterest. Excited the noooo. Pure cosy vibes, so aye. I'm fhine. No wee breakdown fae me, one hunner percent fhine.

 

[YouOkHunx]

I thought there was a bespoke halo around the tree got ma kerry katonas checked and its the light

 

[teaandgoss101]

He says he deep cleans every weekend but also cleans everyday. He has 4 rooms in that flat, small ones at that. How much cleaning does it need ?!!

I think he squats deep as he cleans and that is his idea of deep clean “and 1,2,3 slut drop , scrub and 1,2,3 ..”