Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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So many things on him that people and companies would be shocked at knowing, eh Mario πŸ‘ˆ


The thought of my clothes smelling of eucalyptus just doesn't work for me πŸ₯΄


He really is thick as tit πŸ˜‚
Well I have well and truly had karna on my ass. Mum popped in with a few bits (very grateful of course) but she said I’ve got you some fabric softener.
Yes it’s cuntalyptus. Mario and Hinch are haunting me ma lovelies 😭

I think he’s hinting for some #gifted . I thought I seen other instagramers getting gifted the whole range of this , or did I imagine it ?
Yeah Jake Prickenden(no ma quote) got some πŸ’Ž
 
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Well I have well and truly had karna on my ass. Mum popped in with a few bits (very grateful of course) but she said I’ve got you some fabric softener.
Yes it’s cuntalyptus. Mario and Hinch are haunting me ma lovelies 😭


Yeah Jake Prickenden(no ma quote) got some πŸ’Ž
What a surprise that muppet got gifted some! πŸ™„πŸ˜‚
 
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I've just been in that small business Home Bargains and within 5 minutes, "Higher Love" started playing - it's like they knew! πŸ™„ πŸ–•πŸ˜‚ This is our new store and its massive - it's safe to say they're obsessed with Halloween and Christmas there, and here's a few things Mario would have peed himself with excitement about.... πŸ˜‚ I'm thinking the skeleton would look lovely on the outside of his door, give the druggies a laugh or a heart attack! πŸ‘€ πŸ˜‚
 

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That padded coat and trainers need binned. They're friggin horrible. I'm just pleased we can only see a small bit, because he must look a right clip in them πŸ™ˆ
#Sorrynotsorry πŸ€ͺ
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That padded coat and trainers need binned. They're friggin horrible. I'm just pleased we can only see a small bit, because he must look a right clip in them πŸ™ˆ
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Dance all the way home? How long was his shift? It was only about half an hour ago he was begging fae some free fabric softener
 
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I've just been in that small business Home Bargains and within 5 minutes, "Higher Love" started playing - it's like they knew! πŸ™„ πŸ–•πŸ˜‚ This is our new store and its massive - it's safe to say they're obsessed with Halloween and Christmas there, and here's a few things Mario would have peed himself with excitement about.... πŸ˜‚ I'm thinking the skeleton would look lovely on the outside of his door, give the druggies a laugh or a heart attack! πŸ‘€ πŸ˜‚
You should be thanking Mario for putting that small business on the app. Thanks to him youse have got a big shop xxπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
 
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Why does he walk like he’s got a Christmas tree stuck up his ass? Genuinely walks like Daffy Duck. His content is piss poor :m
 
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Hello ma lovelies, I'm in my wee hospital room the noo, and I just noticed the slippers Mr Best has bought me, has a wee label saying "cosy" on it. It's giving bespoke wintum vibes. So aye.
I noticed that the pauper of paisley has been pounding the pavements, the day and so forth.
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Hello ma lovelies, I'm in my wee hospital room the noo, and I just noticed the slippers Mr Best has bought me, has a wee label saying "cosy" on it. It's giving bespoke wintum vibes. So aye.
I noticed that the pauper of paisley has been pounding the pavements, the day and so forth.
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Imagine having to walk up to that building every day, knowing the only time you’ll ever leave is in your box. Na, not for me hun
 
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Hello ma lovelies, I'm in my wee hospital room the noo, and I just noticed the slippers Mr Best has bought me, has a wee label saying "cosy" on it. It's giving bespoke wintum vibes. So aye.
I noticed that the pauper of paisley has been pounding the pavements, the day and so forth.
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A dunno how he can call his flat his safe place cause duck me, I’d be scared to step oot tha door in that street. It luks abysmal. If depression had a picture.. that would be it.
what a walloper going on aboot being all cosy wosy when this is just ootside his windae πŸ™ˆ
 
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I bet the locals phish themselves when they see this broad strutting doon the road as if he's John Travolta.


 
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Hello ma lovelies, I'm in my wee hospital room the noo, and I just noticed the slippers Mr Best has bought me, has a wee label saying "cosy" on it. It's giving bespoke wintum vibes. So aye.
I noticed that the pauper of paisley has been pounding the pavements, the day and so forth.
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I hope your aw better soon ma lovelie and get hame fae that hospital and get aw cosy. I hope you’ve got a wee goonie to keep you cosy along with your cosy slippers. Seriously though, I hope you’re ok. 😘
 
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I got blocked a few months back but thanks for the screenshots guyzz. It’s refreshing to see he’s still a concord nosed bleep
 
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