The pink cannon that was shook to death before misfiring- cant imagine why he's not asked to do adsThat’s the massive give away to this being not an ad. We saw the show he made with the pink confetti canon. Guess taking them out of an Asda bag for life wouldn’t have the same effect
That is the most OUTRAGEOUS devil’s peak hairline I’ve ever seen. So aye.
He probably thinks he needs a passport to travel to England ma lovelieIn one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all daymake up your mind! A wee sly dig for everyone there today
Mr sellyermawforasubwaysalad says the exact same to me hahahI’ve just treatit myself to the reel. Had to wait till I’m alone in the house otherwise my husband tells me to “shut that cunt up”. He’s got a point.
Well. What can I say that’s not already been said? Nothing really but bloody hell! The facial expressions! This is my favourite, it looks like he’s been unexpectedly bummed while holding a bottle of fabcon
Love the way he’s OVER ENUNCIATING all his WORDDDSSSS
and I particularly love the “let’s give these a wee SNEFFFFF”
Howling.
He'd stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, he has absolutely zero social skills and he knows itIn one post he’s saying if it comes to Glasgow he’s there with bells on and the next he’s slating them all for being stood on their phones all daymake up your mind! A wee sly dig for everyone there today
"shut that cunt up"I’ve just treatit myself to the reel. Had to wait till I’m alone in the house otherwise my husband tells me to “shut that cunt up”. He’s got a point.
Well. What can I say that’s not already been said? Nothing really but bloody hell! The facial expressions! This is my favourite, it looks like he’s been unexpectedly bummed while holding a bottle of fabcon
Love the way he’s OVER ENUNCIATING all his WORDDDSSSS
and I particularly love the “let’s give these a wee SNEFFFFF”
Howling.
I was already SHRIEKING and clutching my beak at the reel but this just topped me off on my bespoke catch upCould he be anymore insincere
Nope, he clearly went off in a huff, claiming he had zero chat.Is it just me or does he seem to have gone quieter since he were called out on the cat situation
A weekend for him is B&M and Primark, imagine him dressed in his XS delboy coat parading about the cleaning show, nah me neitherNope, he clearly went off in a huff, claiming he had zero chat.Then after getting hunners of messages in every box known to man, asking if he's going to that cleaning event, he got arsey and dismissive, slating the people who go, saying it's no for him - he'd loved to have been invited, but could have just bought a ticket and made a weekend of it as it's a free for all and nothing special.
Not forgetting his new Timberlands, ma lovelie!A weekend for him is B&M and Primark, imagine him dressed in his XS delboy coat parading about the cleaning show, nah me neither
Could you imagine the stories when he is getting ready fae it? We got the wee titty pump and a fuhl face o make up fae the wee nieces dance show doon the village hall.Not forgetting his new Timberlands, ma lovelie!He's another liar like Hinch, pretending they get asked to do things or saying they're not going to some event, but it's out and their comfort zone, blah blah blah - pair of billy bullshitters!
Rolling in final demandsHinch doesn't need the cash or exposure, shes rolling in it. Maz on the other hand is rolling in final demands and tacky out of date make uphe's literally a laughing stock, anxiety is so overused these days, his bullshit anxiety stinks as much as his rotten halitosis
He doesn’t actually enjoy it tho just likes to ‘decorate’ for AutumnSickening
This is the one that is making me say -too far - you've taken it too far with those hoovesLike we give a fuck.
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