Aye hen I thought it was the bronze Queen Victoria bust fae Eastenders. I think I need tae take masel oan a Specsavers journee
Aye hen I thought it was the bronze Queen Victoria bust fae Eastenders. I think I need tae take masel oan a Specsavers journeeDinni ken whether it's jist ma Kerry Katonas but the bespoke joabby reminded me of a Buddha statue at first glance
Surely Millport is, it reeks of the Caribbean"They've taken me back to lying on a hot sunny beach abroad"... Mario hen Ardrossan Beach isny abroad
I have oi ask you'se as I was very busy in my real joab that is a joab and I have a real friend whose mum passed away so had to go to visit so apologies if already asked while I was outta ma laine but was that filmed in Johnny's house cos that's a wine stashun and not a hot choc stashun behind him best supporting actor goes to the breadbin so ayeLmao I’ve watched the reel about 10 times noo. Are P&G paying him for that or was it just gifted to him? It doesn’t say ad so I think he’s just been gifted them.
Some highlights for me: the lip balm that looks like an oil spill, the hair (obv), the fake posh voice, the fact he’s wearing highlighter on his brow/ eye makeup, the eyelashes that look like the kind kids draw in pictures.
But the bread bin is still the real star of the show!
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Happy new thread ma lovelies and so forth. Mwah
LMFAO - same!!! Almost dropped my phone I was so excitedNearly broke my neck coming here after watching that reel!
He’s certainly nay got oor johnnys acting chops has he the noo?
I showed this to mr sloppys and he actually said why is he holding a turd? When I pointed out it was photoshopped his reply was I thought it was strange, Maz hasn’t got a solid shit in him by the sounds of thingsIt's not edited hen, it's one hunner percent real and so forth.
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Nah it's the hobbit hole. You can see his fablon covered unitI have oi ask you'se as I was very busy in my real joab that is a joab and I have a real friend whose mum passed away so had to go to visit so apologies if already asked while I was outta ma laine but was that filmed in Johnny's house cos that's a wine stashun and not a hot choc stashun behind him best supporting actor goes to the breadbin so aye
Well it does have palm trees and a crocodile (rock). I'm sure the local shop also sells lilt.Surely Millport is, it reeks of the Caribbean
That's a spice rack I think. What with aw his cooking skills.I have oi ask you'se as I was very busy in my real joab that is a joab and I have a real friend whose mum passed away so had to go to visit so apologies if already asked while I was outta ma laine but was that filmed in Johnny's house cos that's a wine stashun and not a hot choc stashun behind him best supporting actor goes to the breadbin so aye
I noticed the spice rack but I don’t think he keep spices for cooking in it ma lovelie, I think Deek stores the stuff he smokes in it. So aye that’s ma thoughts. Ye cannae really blame him for smoking that stuff when he has to stay we Marion.Well it does have palm trees and a crocodile (rock). I'm sure the local shop also sells lilt.
That's a spice rack I think. What with aw his cooking skills.
I don't know how these things work, but I know you can work late cleaning in certain offices etc and you'd be given keys to lock up. He probably has a second joab, undeclared, though, as he's alluded to it before.... wish we knew, though.Won’t get finished until 9 the night?
Well that isn’t just his job cleaning Polis skidders is it?
I hope you’re declaring this cash in hand job and anything you make from your shite insta reels, hen. Would hate fae youse tae get a tug from Mr Taxman
Would you trust Marion wae keys Ma lovely?I don't know how these things work, but I know you can work late cleaning in certain offices etc and you'd be given keys to lock up. He probably has a second joab, undeclared, though, as he's alluded to it before.... wish we knew, though.
I need to do shopping after work, and want an Outdoorable to make ma clothes smell nice seeing as I've got to dry ma cunt washings inside due to shitty autumnal/wintum weather (no smelling the tumble dryer wealth here) - not wan he's advertised, though! 🩴 #ifyouknowyouknow #ifyoudontknowgettaeknow #ormaybenot #cringe
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