Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
He's that fucking backwards, he won't even know I'd be taking the piss. He'd probably thank me and all, the thick fuck.
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Let's be honest he is more thick that a piece of shit, that comment other day Mr sensitive skin had to be one you tattler cunts nae debates and he still didn't notice the sarcasm, DM would been different story mind you he'd be telling you fight yer ain fight, his skin conditions didnae ask for your opinion his page his rules.. an so forth
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
In bed at 8.10pm. Fucking hell. What a life. I could understand if he had just worked a 12hr shift down the hospital. He’s spent 30mins flinging some harpic down the loo!
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We were in the theatre at that time knocking some shapes out to the 'Magic of Motown' show. He's such an old fart
 
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Very Cherry

menopausalmargrit said:
I genuinely don’t understand people that are constantly grumpy or angry. What a fucking dreadful way to live your life.

No wonder his family can’t stand him and he’s no pals.
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I’m with you on this, life is too short to be grumpy and angry all the time. Maybe him and Deek aren’t as happy as he makes out, Marion seems to be posting a lot about other men and what he finds attractive. I’ve been with Mr Cherry for over 18 years and I occasionally this someone is attractive but I wouldn’t be posting on social media like Marion does. I can just imagine poor Mr Cherry watching my stories and me getting all excited over other men.
 
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Babybail93

They’re not happy. I know I wouldn’t be with that existence. It’s for convenience now. Mario stays because he has nowhere else to go and Derek seems to thick to be bothered
 
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Madge2022

Marion reminding wee Deek how much of a catch Marion is. Only in Marion's heid is this true and nae debates.
 
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Realhousemouse

He’s always grumpy and crabbit because he’s a bitter, miserable twat and it’s all his own doing. Drowning in debt with fuck all to show for it while all his “fellow influencers” are raking in the ads and the sponsored content and upgrading their houses. He’s fuckin manic.

He absolutely bealing seeing all the influencers at that cleaning show with oor Soph….then that wee slag Andrew was out flaunting his influencer status hence the reason we got a story about how he doesn’t like shiny faces anyway. He’s absolutely FINE tho. FINE.
 
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menopausalmargrit

I couldn’t tell you the last time I was angry or grumpy. If I feel pissed off (which is rare), I address it straight away and move on from it.

I still think he doesn’t have a grasp of the English language but just says phrases that he’s heard and in true Marion style mixes all the words up so makes no sense.
 
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doreenforeen

Anyone noticed he dusny really blaw kisses anymare when he’s fucking off at the end of his stories “bye ma luvlies tuns a luv mwah mwah mwah” joost an observation my lovlies
 
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pearl jammer

Thank fuck the hoose/flat has been gutted, the dust we pointed out has been cleaned, his pumpkins are polished and the cunt washings are up to date

Sometimes you’ve jist goat tae break fae routine and say fuck the hoosework so you can lie in bed fae 7pm every night in yer wee hoosecoat.
 
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Ferguson

I cannae describe hoo much rage I feel when he calls the bedsit a hoose.
Mazda you'll never in a hoose ma lovely, but at least you hev your bespoke knitted bumhole stuck on your fake fire with blu-tac & so forth.

Naebody can take that away from you'se
 
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Madge2022

menopausalmargrit said:
I couldn’t tell you the last time I was angry or grumpy.
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Ah kin tell ye, anytime ye watch the dots of doom oan that app that isnae yer joab.

doreenforeen said:
Anyone noticed he dusny really blaw kisses anymare when he’s fucking off at the end of his stories “bye ma luvlies tuns a luv mwah mwah mwah” joost an observation my lovlies
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Did he not do the pout and peace sign for a while after his lip injections? Thinks he's a 13 yo lassie oan Snapchat.
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
They’re not happy. I know I wouldn’t be with that existence. It’s for convenience now. Mario stays because he has nowhere else to go and Derek seems to thick to be bothered
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Totally a convenience. And he's showing it through gushing over other men so openly.

Well Mario wasn't nominated

Translated for Mario's benefit means, "You're not good enough to be nominated" ... Don't give up the day job just yet mate
 
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PutinOnTheRitz

Wow, that’s pretty much all I can say. And where’s that accent from?
 
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Seonag

He’ll be on later to say he’s had hunners and hunners of messages from his menopausal Karen’s saying he should have won .
 
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littlebitty1

Good Morning tattlers! Long time lurker first time poster. Im from good old P town aka Paisley, and did follow oor mario religiously until the start of the year. No idea how I came across tattle in general but its opened my eyes to a lot of things, esp inregards to oor mario.

Anyway, Ive been following this thread (my fav all time mario story is when Hinch stole his christmas, whenever im down i re read those threads and ah just makes my day).

I thought id do my first post (yay) and share this. I follow Louise Pentland (i like her no hate) and she put up a post basically saying how this timeof year most influencers/social media peeps, this is their busiest time of year. She said basically please dont spend money if shes doing an add with a brand, just liking the content would be great etc. I think this is a great message to put out, espeically this early and I cant see anyone else doing it yet.

It genuinelly concerns me how much big mario spends on literally shite, and if your not in a good place mentally etc you may feel pressured to have your home look a certain way etc. I can abs see that happening.

Anyway just interesting that she made a post about it, I mean mario probably will now since he reads tattle, but with the current climate I do think it is something to address.

TONS A LOVE

(ano i cannae spell im no mario lol)
 
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