howling
Can we just talk about how smug he was a few days ago that absolutely naebody had guessed yet what he was adding to his theme yet then today he does a big Colleen Rooney style reveal ‘it’s…. Gingerbread men’
I reckon he’s shitting bricks cos he knows hinch is gonna have that farm of hers looking like bleeping Lapland come December
I'd not even twigged his 'gingerbread reveal' was what he was harping on about the other day. No one other than you cares Martin! 
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Absolutely nothing doll, it's oor passion and less creepy than a 40 year auld man buying cuddly Christmas decorations in October.Same hen I love a wee serial killer. I often wonder what’s wrong with me
Ma money is oan her middle name being Meth.He’s so patronising and jealous of everyone doing better than him (most people)
ps i only just really noticed the thread title and in ma confusion was like “Krystal McKnight?” Genuinely shocked her name isn’t Krystal chandelier
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What the frig is this?
He can't even do a takeaway right. I love cheesy chips so I'm pure affronted right now
Has the wee cheapskate tried to save some petty cash by buying takeaway chips and put his own cheese on top?
What happened to the ninja? Used it once and straight down to cash converters with it?
the diluting orange looks like pish in a glass ma lovelie xDon't kid yourself Mario, that livingroom looks anything but cosy. Cold and uninviting more like
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It does as well
l bet he's tight on his alcohol
We are ..all this season decorating , Halloween , baby gender reveals , baby showers ! I mean I’m not being you a present at the baby shower and when your sprog is born Susan ! It’s all materialistic and shallow. And it’s twats like Marion who take the bate and he has the audacity to comment on it.I have to comment again. Fucken hell, who does he think he is keep saying he’ll show us how he’s going to ‘style’ his tables and his tier stand - I refuse to believe that’s the proper name for it. Is he an interior designer now?
And just in case we didn’t realise, Christmas is getting to be big in the UK now, like it’s always been in America - it’s coming over here
sad fucker.
I remember Christmas always being quite big in the UK and being able to buy cheap decorations.And just in case we didn’t realise, Christmas is getting to be big in the UK now, like it’s always been in America - it’s coming over here
I guess Marlon Brandy knows better.
It's like he thinks he's invented a 'theme' and everyone is going with it and all these small businesses are catching on. He's incapable of realising that the red and white candy tat everywhere is the result of mass produced plastic shite being ordered from China ages ago and stockpiled by wholesalers and now that's what's available to all the stores directly in front of customers - so he owns the exact same tit as most Poundland/B&M/ebay shoppers. Completely oblivious to the fact that just like the foggy tissue box mass imported, he could have got all this crap for pennies on AliExpress. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for supporting small businesses, I just am not going to buy their cheap, plastic, mass produced tat from China to do so.So many thoughts after that!
Does he know what a tier is? I don’t think he does. He calls it a ‘tier stand,’ rather than describing it as a two or three tier stand. I think he thinks it’s called a tier stand
The king of contradiction carrying on as usual - ‘I’m sure it comes in two colours but I might be wrong but I’m sure it does.’ Aye. Clear as mud.
Baffled at the admiration this full grown man has for ‘mdf wood’ die cut shapes covered in glitter and glued together to make a cover for tissues.
He really thinks these ‘small businesses’ like Tony Almond make this stuff doesn’t he?
Never thought I’d hear ‘gonk’ and ‘style,’ in the same sentence, but there you go!
‘Every year I do a door bow. Well, from last year.’ …so, once then? You’ve done a door bow once?
Close up of absolute tat: ‘look at the quality!’
He paid SEVENTEEN POUNDS for a shitey pretend lollipop?!?!?
‘Last but least.’
‘Spend your money wisely.’
‘Please use the discount code to save ten percentage or some of your delivery (eh?) because this is a collaboration but it’s not affiliated. I don’t get paid to do this, this is simply a collaboration.’
He’s mentioned about 32 things going on the console tables. Can’t wait to see the legs buckling!
A fear not lovelies, he’s going to share a screenshot of Amazon to help folk find it IF THEY HAVE AMAZON
I voted that too.
