Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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thatsnotstrictlytrue

Those stupid giant candy cane lollies or whatever the fuck they are. Where’s he planning on putting those monstrosities?
In fact where is he going to put any of these decorations?
They decorations will be up before November, I’m telling youse aw now !
 
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Babybail93

This is the box that was sent with that fabric softener. There is no way he wouldn’t have included the box in that reel if he’d been sent it.

 
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Very Cherry

So ma lovelies, I’ve had a busy day and just treatit masel to a flick through Marion’s ‘haul’. The highlights for me was him saying “spend your money wisely” and him describing the bespoke scents of the wax melts. Is that wee goblin for real?! Spend your money wisely buying that utter shite when people are worrying how they will heat their homes and feed themselves and their children this winter. What a sad, sad individual he is.
 
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Caw1982

Babybail93 said:
The thought of a nearly 40 year old man laying all of his new toys out on the bed to show off on an app to strangers gives me the massive ick!
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The man shows us when he buys a bottle of bleach lovelie.
It's safe to say he isn't on the right bus!
 
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Madge2022

Blanche Hunt said:
“Come little children I’ll take youse away,
Mon through this door tae ma high footfall hallway”
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That better be next thread or @menopausalmargrit will riot!

Babybail93 said:
He has become so creepy! I mean, he’s always been a weirdo, but now he seems sinister. I would say I’m getting John Wayne Gacy vibes, but Mario dissnae huv the brain tae be a serial killer
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Ah luv ma serial killers, that wee scrote better no become wan and nae debates.

His MO will be tae either bore them to death or suffocation by wax melts.
 
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melonsandlemons

This screams creepy old weirdo vibes. What 40 year old man seriously wants all this shit in their house flat? It’s not normal- he needs sectioning and help!
 
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SuzyE

So much clutter on those tables it makes me anxious. And the worst is yet to come

Babybail93 said:
He has become so creepy! I mean, he’s always been a weirdo, but now he seems sinister. I would say I’m getting John Wayne Gacy vibes, but Mario dissnae huv the brain tae be a serial killer
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Totally. It's just not normal what he's doing
 
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pearl jammer

Again I’m fumming with the “fuck it, ye only live wance” attitude to his petty cash - just because you can doesn’t mean you should Marion! Cast your mind back to your debt jurnee and the come down from last years autumn/wintum spends whilst you try and find somewhere to put all that shite. So aye, absolutely fumming so ah um.
 
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liltatling



What the frig is this?
He can't even do a takeaway right. I love cheesy chips so I'm pure affronted right now
Has the wee cheapskate tried to save some petty cash by buying takeaway chips and put his own cheese on top? can buy half a tacky bauble with the money he's saved
What happened to the ninja? Used it once and straight down to cash converters with it?
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

Hen, this is the reason his sheets will be needing washed tomorrow
 
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Freefalling

What a fucking weirdo can't get my head round 2 late 30's guys and all the Christmas grotto shite. Santa stop here, Christmas Eve boxes and Believe Bells, jesus christ, someone make it make sense. The kids all this utter guff could make happy yet, oor Maz hoards it. He is a horrible bastard.

Loved the dig at AMA's - thanking everyone visiting their WEE stall hannah, get shot of him, he's no friend and deserves a taste of his own medicine

What has Maz ever achieved? He really is a nasty little cunt who will never have anything. No friends, no future.

God he's rattled ma cage the night
 
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