Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes

[Ferguson]

Am no trying to come oot a ma ain lane, we all know @hopethishelpsallthebest is the expert on these, nae debates.

I just wunner if maybes wan of the tress could double up as a wee bespoke outfit and so forth

 

[Lim1947]

Screaming at the concept of two “tress” in that postage size front room he doesn’t even have enough space for a decent cat tree for Rayn and he’s thinking of putting TWO Christmas trees up in there??? What a loon. He’s a parody. Has to be. Cannot be real.

It was bad enough last year when he had the techno rave tree in the bedroom, 3mm away from his hooter as he slept. And then moaned for weeks that he was having bad sleep!

THIS! All of this!

 

[Madge2022]

I'm bucked in beside ya doll, we're in for a journey to Narnia

Go on @hopethishelpsallthebest kin we huv a wee Narnia jurney, Martin can be the ice queen and wee Deek kin be Mr Tumnus.

 

[Ferguson]

His Xmas labels are signed off for his Xmas wax melts for Christmas

And

Recored

 

[Rayne]

Oh please let him do two trees this year!!! I would give up my Christmas money to see it!!

@menopausalmargrit snakes all over this app, you trolled me for calling it ma Christmas money

 

[SuzyE]

He's talking like he's a business mogul. Delusional twit

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Derek and him have been together for 9 years? Has he added more years onto that again?

Content to recored… I hope it’s like the ones for the plug ins

 

[teaandgoss101]

Marion if you count up all the tit you have needlessly purchased over the last 4 years , you would have enough for a wedding and a deposit for a property with its own back door !

 

[Poptart]

He's talking like he's a business mogul. Delusional twit View attachment 1600315

Maybe he'll be on the next series of The Apprentice.

 

[SuzyE]

Love the bit at the bottom saying it's just a piece of paper. You have to say that Maz, because your chances of getting married is like me being a virgin again

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Go on @hopethishelpsallthebest kin we huv a wee Narnia jurney, Martin can be the ice queen and wee Deek kin be Mr Tumnus.

I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.

Am no trying to come oot a ma ain lane, we all know @hopethishelpsallthebest is the expert on these, nae debates.

I just wunner if maybes wan of the tress could double up as a wee bespoke outfit and so forth

Dead!

 

[Freefalling]

I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.
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Dead!

I'm done in

 

[Ferguson]

I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.
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Dead!

Deeder than Deek, I just choked on my criss and spat oot ma joose simultaneously

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So if they were together 9 years, that would be 2013 but Derek posted he was missing this boyfriend in 2014…

There’s also no trace of Marion until 2018.

 

[sad little life jane]

Av goat far to much to unpack from the last update. So candy cane lane is turning into Candy Cane Estate? Many is he wantin this time next year? Lucky he stays in Glesga or he’d be walking through the livingroom shouting hey bear for protection.

sittin there like Alan F**king Sugar signing aff labels and prerecording “content”. CONTENT?? away boil yer heed ya daft auld Fanny

So if they were together 9 years, that would be 2013 but Derek posted he was missing this boyfriend in 2014…

There’s also no trace of Marion until 2018.

Canny go a compulsive liar

 

[Madge2022]

I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.
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Dead!

Fecking horrible yet delightful at the same time.

That's goat me aw Christmassy, gonni dig oot ma six Christmas trees the night and get my Christmas mulled wine station set up in the kitchen.

Fabulous as always darling

 

[SuzyE]

I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.
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Dead!

Brilliant!

 

[Madge2022]

So if they were together 9 years, that would be 2013 but Derek posted he was missing this boyfriend in 2014…

There’s also no trace of Marion until 2018.

Check ye oot, ye need ma Miss Marple profile pic and nae debates.

 

[SuzyE]

So if they were together 9 years, that would be 2013 but Derek posted he was missing this boyfriend in 2014…

There’s also no trace of Marion until 2018.

And he's much better looking than old Gonzo

 

[menopausalmargrit]

And he's much better looking than old Gonzo

Wouldn’t be bleeping hard hen.

Check ye oot, ye need ma Miss Marple profile pic and nae debates.

A knew it wasn’t 9 years. Dereks old Facebook is quite a trip.