Moaning about the weather being cold but couldn’t wait for Autumn and Christmas season to get all cosy . He just constantly contradicts what he says
He really is a first class tit
He really is a first class tit
HE LOVES IT BITCH, HE MUST'VE BEEN HACKED BE KIND.Moaning and asking why it’s so cold…. Couldn’t make this shit up.
He's not even got Disney on the tele?Man childView attachment 1606314
He needs to get tae know that we already knew about it and it was true Avent, I mean I remember it on the news. Why is he soooo behind with stuff
Does anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".I'm sure that cats stuffed but posable. Was thinking the same about wee Deek, have we ever heard him speak?
Gies me the willies, reminds me of Odd Bod in Carry on Screaming
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One I was embarrassed at with Deed Deek was when they did question time and Marion was saying what do I use on MY FLOORS what do I use on MY COUCH, What's MY wax melt to burn the now? I mean I thought Deed Deek didn't do cleaning so why ask him like he would knowDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".and that's all he could manage. I think it's generous to assume they might actually share a braincell they are well suited.
Don't you be worrying about him though. He has an appointment scheduled to get beaten up by Bruse during his annual leave just after he gets his choppers checked.Marion will have back complaints next we lying on his brick sofa for the week while snacking on his criss, cheeseless cheeseboard and joose aff his brick table.
I remember that! I am sure it was because a ‘small business’ had sent Deek some chocolate (because, as we all know Marion disnae like choklitDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".and that's all he could manage. I think it's generous to assume they might actually share a braincell they are well suited.
Well ma lovelie, for once am on Marion’s side, it’s cold, howling wind and pishing rain we me the day and I can’t get my cunt washing hung oot. It’s no cold enough to have heating on though but am no cold blooded like oor Marion. Now al get back in ma ain laine and get aw snuggled up warm and cosy. So aye.It is NOT bloody cold. I’ve got a washing out and I’m only in Glasgow.
Edited to say - sorry a cunt washing out. Pardon my ignorance
My son had a boyfriend that was obsessed with Disney. Don’t get me wrong, I like a few of them. But this bloke was obsessive. It was so creepy. I was so glad when my son got ridI cant keep up with this thread and you funny fuckers, so may have already been said... but the thought of a grown man chillin out watching disney films gives me the ick
Remember when Maz was filming Deek on the phone to those basterds at Sky and he said 'affirmitive'. Poor wee mite still thinks he is in the armyDoes anyone remember when Derek did a takeover of Mario's account and said something like "testing, testing, 123, hello it's Derek here".and that's all he could manage. I think it's generous to assume they might actually share a braincell they are well suited.
Omg I’d forgotten about the “affirmative” hahahaha on their £360 a month skyRemember when Maz was filming Deek on the phone to those basterds at Sky and he said 'affirmitive'. Poor wee mite still thinks he is in the armyOr mebbe just wishful thinking.
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