Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Paha keeps the box for his Timberlands but not his bespoke (aka fake) Balenciagas - the tit. If they were real he’d probably have the boxes stacked high in the high footfall area for everyone to see.

Oh and ‘life’s too short’ coming from him, the person who ‘guts’ their bedsit hovel daily and does duck all else - give me strength ‍

 

[MaidMarion]

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Paha keeps the box for his Timberlands but not his bespoke (aka fake) Balenciagas - the tit. If they were real he’d probably have the boxes stacked high in the high footfall area for everyone to see.

Oh and ‘life’s too short’ coming from him, the person who ‘guts’ their bedsit hovel daily and does duck all else - give me strength ‍

Came to say this about no balenciaga boxes!
And also, is it just me or his section for "Smart coats" resembles most folks auld coats for walking the dugs when it's wintum

 

[Wendy22]

Not you lovelie. It's six letters and two numbers.

I think I will leave it now, hadn't realised it was going to affect people's health, so sorry

Thank god for that!
No need to apologise, I just didn’t want anyone thinking I was him! I started out on the Hinch thread on here first but this thread is 100% the funniest one on tattle so thank you for confirming it wasn’t me else I’d have to slink back to the Hinch thread ( I still do occasionally ) with my tail between my legs

 

[SuzyE]

Hey Maz, did my post about your wardrobe and bed clutter trigger you to giving it a clean out?!

I'd be embarrassed to show the state of those bowed shelves, especially when he hasn't had those wardrobes 5 minutes.

Give it a week and it'll be back to square one with new clutter just like his kitchen cupboards

 

[L00kform3]

Considering that wardrobe was absolutely filled to the brim with tit he soon ‘cleared it out’ quick. Took him literally all of 40 mins, he really is a hoarder.

 

[G&TGal II]

Yeah lovelie, he was one ugly bridesmaid.
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Marion ...where do I start.
It's a wedding, not a funeral so ditch the black tie.
If you ARE going for a satin lapel evening jacket black tie look then it should be a bow tie anyway.
Also ... blue ? was that the jacket you wore to your audition for Pontins.
Tiebar - never wear a tie bar wider than your tie, even quick google would have told you that one.
And lastly why do look as though you are wearing a padded velvet headband

 

[melonsandlemons]

If he thinks it's just a piece of paper, why get engaged?

Just don't bother and be partners.

Or pay £20 and change the name by depoll

 

[Babybail93]

I can’t believe I missed his wedding story! Ropey wifi abroad! So he’s basically admitted they aren’t getting married? Despite no long ago saying he had a wedding to plan? Makes himself look a bleep all the time!

 

[teaandgoss101]

Hey Maz, did my post about your wardrobe and bed clutter trigger you to giving it a clean out?!

I'd be embarrassed to show the state of those bowed shelves, especially when he hasn't had those wardrobes 5 minutes.

Give it a week and it'll be back to square one with new clutter just like his kitchen cupboards
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I mean he doesn’t go anywhere ! Does he really need all those clothes

 

[Wendy22]

You’re definitely nae the suspect ma lovelie. Keep spining bright.

Thank you I’ll keep spinning bright

 

[#noinfluencer]

Hens it’s ma birthday the day and mr tea hasnae given me any petty cash! No even a hot chocolate stayshun but we move and so forth

Happy Birthday, ma lovelie!

 

[Wendy22]

Hens it’s ma birthday the day and mr tea hasnae given me any petty cash! No even a hot chocolate stayshun but we move and so forth

Happy birthday xx

 

[Very Cherry]

Or pay £20 and change the name by depoll

He could have had a wee cosy wedding service doon at Paisley registry office followed by a slap up fish supper at Castelvecchi for less that he’s spent on autumn and wintum shite this year. Naebody needs to spend £60.000 on a wedding.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Saw the wardrobes and “life’s too short” comment and nearly broke my neck coming here.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Here’s the thing about being an adult Marion. If you want something enough - the hoose, a waddin, holidays etc - then you make it happen. You cut doon oan non essentials, you save and you make sacrifices. If you and Deek huv been engaged 4 year, and that’s no another lie, youse could easily huv saved £10-£12000 if it meant that much tae you. Instead you’ll end up wae Sherwood forest adored wae plastic candy canes in your living room.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Saw the wardrobes and “life’s too short” comment and nearly broke my neck coming here.

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

Life's too short and so am I*

*not me trolls I'm 5'8" of falling apart gorgeousness

 

[Popper]

Life’s too short to categorise your wardrobe, he says as he tells us what categories he’s put his clothes in to I’m buckled at the buckled, bespoke made to order wardrobe.

Marion, where did the bastard to build trainer storage display unit go?

 

[other things online]

It’s sad that he couldn’t store all that shite in the loft like I have… oh wait

 

[blueshowbizz]

Hens it’s ma birthday the day and mr tea hasnae given me any petty cash! No even a hot chocolate stayshun but we move and so forth

Happy Birthday

 

[mammaof3]

Befare and affty. Shall we guess what he threw oot..

The top of the wardrobe is sagging.