Naw Mario cos you don’t ever bulk buy do you??? 
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Has he got the virus!?!
Who? Melv or the creepy Ingham nonce?
KerryKatonaCoronaVirus so aye
His highlights are the gift that keeps on giving. I watched a few last night and any that had Rayn in them she's trying to attack him 
. If you scroll ALL the way back to 'basin"changer"' it's comedy gold.
. If you scroll ALL the way back to 'basin"changer"' it's comedy gold.Tears stream down my face watching them! The singing one is my fav! Dereks face in them!! “Take me back”His highlights are the gift that keeps on giving. I watched a few last night and any that had Rayn in them she's trying to attack him
I know something fishy going on he isn’t on spouting his support for his bestie!
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He's fine, he's absolutely fine mah lovelies, youse all know the drill.
This one will always be my favourite. Always makes me laugh. He looks to Derek for acknowledgement, but Derek looks pissed off and claps back instead. Who can blame him with that out of tune foghorn belting in your ear. Of course Mario didn’t like and let his true Jeremy Kyle personality show
Wee Deke is off his tits here. I’d be off my tits too if I had to sleep with Marion.
I reckon Melvin's been too busy to story cos he's been patch testing various disinfectants on all his plushies now that he's finally cottoned on that the virus is a thing 
The singing highlight.... oh my days!!! When he goes a Capella with those eyebrows 
. bleeping comedy gold... Can’t stop laughing. Think I peed a little.
. bleeping comedy gold... Can’t stop laughing. Think I peed a little.
Melvin, wherefore art thou Melvin? What pink light over yonder can we debate?
I've discovered that my last nerve isn't solely for Marion's benefit though, Multi-Dad is pinching it in an incredibly annoying fashion now.
I've discovered that my last nerve isn't solely for Marion's benefit though, Multi-Dad is pinching it in an incredibly annoying fashion now.
Another Paisley based account that I follow said there are now two confirmed CV cases in Paisley. Maybe Melv is in a bunker somewhere without wifi 
OMG what account??? I live in Elderslie xAnother Paisley based account that I follow said there are now two confirmed CV cases in Paisley. Maybe Melv is in a bunker somewhere without wifi
Have sent you a DM hun
Hmm I wonder if Hannah and James from Ava May have fallen out with Melv. James just did a story, he played Higher Love on his story and didn’t tag Melv
I mean it’s Melv song! Def something going on.
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Dont worry, hes bought 50 quid worth of shite food to see him and del boy through the old corona virus. Why is he trying to make out that this isn't usual business as usual for him. His loo will be festooned with skiddos post haste!
He’s 100% pissed off ..and It’s all to do with AM and I love it ...there are accounts on ig that get some amazing gifts like weekends away or really tasteful stuff for there home ...and then there’s Martha who gets a hideous cheap purple sofa with no back and a pink lamp and a let’s not forget the hideous pink Xmas wreath ..these gifts speak volumes of what people actually think of him and his account ..cheap tasteless and will always a wee guy that’s lives in a tiny one bed flat that’s bursting with tat and probably smells of cat pee and dead rats 
Thank you so muchHave sent you a DM hun
Hmm I wonder if Hannah and James from Ava May have fallen out with Melv. James just did a story, he played Higher Love on his story and didn’t tag Melv
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