Madagascar changing the geigh world one dot at a time bless him. And now he's changing the plush cleaning world. I'm going to message him about the help and support he's given me during the difficult time of plush cleaning and the impact its had on my family unit. He's going places this boy xoxox
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Why does he not do the whole rug or move things?
2 special wee golden nuggets today.
1. The bottom headboard (footboard then)
2. You get the just (but not the gist)
That'll do Melvin, that'll do
1. The bottom headboard (footboard then)
2. You get the just (but not the gist)
That'll do Melvin, that'll do
Heβs bleeping so far up heβs own arse! 
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LOOK AT ALL THE SHITE IN THIS PICTURE 
How does he live his life like this.
That was pretty good too.
How does he live his life like this.βEvery single day, now and again Iβll go over it with my spongeβ2 special wee golden nuggets today.
1. The bottom headboard (footboard then)
2. You get the just (but not the gist)
That'll do Melvin, that'll do
That was pretty good too.
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The plush headboard/ footboard annoyed me more than it should2 special wee golden nuggets today.
1. The bottom headboard (footboard then)
2. You get the just (but not the gist)
That'll do Melvin, that'll do
I was looking for this commentLOOK AT ALL THE SHITE IN THIS PICTURE
βEvery single day, now and again Iβll go over it with my spongeβ
That was pretty good too.
Really damp wet sponge, rung out
what i donβt understand is why he always talks about danielle at discounted beds? i went in way before mario had even mentioned them and danielle was at the desk. i was asking her questions and a man walked in and she said oh this is the man who owns the business he built it up from nothing etc etc but he always seems to think that itβs danielles company 
Wunst a month xoxoxo
Haha I already mentioned itI was looking for this comment
Really damp wet sponge, rung out
euphemism of the day...I love how he βdeep cleansβ by giving things a rub
Cos he's not a cleaner. He is some sort of shelf stacker at Debenhams, displays stuff, it's why his flat has that cold dead wilko catalogue look. Like all of them, no imagination, no originality. Funny though, so there's that.
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Poor Mario who wasn't worried the other day and only needed some crisps is now pissed off he can't get a paracetamol for his headaches and is having to walk to his 5th shop to get "essentials". Not so funny now is it
The shark could easily be stored behind that big heinous plush mirror (eyesore) since it's propped up against the wall at an angle! But he clearly thinks the Shark is a status symbol!
I believe it will be spelled "oncet". How do you feel about a debate?Wunst a month xoxoxo
Haha I already mentioned it
Itβs only an issue when it affects saint mario. Better check my paracetamol supplies as his moaning will be giving me a banging headache!!
I CANNOT cope! Him shaking his strangler finger at his sheets then reversing out the room whilst filming. Just stop, you tool.
Also, he gets headaches so needs paracetamol! Stop spraying chemical tit on your bed and onto every surface and open a window! You might find you donβt get as many headaches. Everyone is having to adjust what they buy, but no, Melv is suffering worse.
Also, he gets headaches so needs paracetamol! Stop spraying chemical tit on your bed and onto every surface and open a window! You might find you donβt get as many headaches. Everyone is having to adjust what they buy, but no, Melv is suffering worse.
I counted 30+ pieces of utter tat in that one pic ... oh and if i ever hear anyone ever use the word PLUSH again ...I will rip every hair out my head and I will end up with a Martha hair-donβt ...and trust me no One wants thatLOOK AT ALL THE SHITE IN THIS PICTURE
βEvery single day, now and again Iβll go over it with my spongeβ
That was pretty good too.
New threat title.
Plush.
Plush.
I counted 30+ pieces of utter tat in that one pic ... oh and if i ever hear anyone ever use the word PLUSH again ...I will rip every hair out my head and I will end up with a Martha hair-donβt ...and trust me no One wants that
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That stupid folding table. That round grey footstool thing. That unused chair. Just get a bleeping coffee table !!!!
Ivvery day, now and again, wahnst a munth wiβ a wet, nearly dry, damp, really wrung oot sphonge. Thanks for making that clear
I typed it like that but it doesn't flow properly.... Anyway. No debates on ma page xoxoxI believe it will be spelled "oncet". How do you feel about a debate?
Ah do this ivvery day, now and again, wahnst a month, a guid deep clean ** wipes headboard lightly with damp cloth**LOOK AT ALL THE SHITE IN THIS PICTURE
βEvery single day, now and again Iβll go over it with my spongeβ
That was pretty good too.
*crisss
I think you may be correct
Maybe βoncedβ? Although thereβs definitely a bit of a βwaaaaahβ pronunciation at the beginning Maybe βwahncedβ? Iβve spent too long thinking about this when the obvious answer is bleeping ONCE. ONCE a month, Mario. I think heβs trolling us
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