Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight

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I fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of it

Paisley Council pure hated him this month #savage

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Might post this to gullible celebs on twitter, Lord sugar etc. My nan has just got over coronavirus, she's lost her hair but not her spirit, it would cheer her up if you retweeted this.
 
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I fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of it

Paisley Council pure hated him this month #savage

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omg that hair! That’s so , so, so, so bad! Mario do you even use your bespoke, one of a kind plush boujie mirror? Cause whatever you’re seeing in that mirror ain’t what we’re seeing on here #toilethair

 
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Squirrels???? Was that the first mention of this???
Don’t greet they’ll likely be grey ones

*First mention that it wasn’t rats??
 
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omg that hair! That’s so , so, so, so bad! Mario do you even use your bespoke, one of a kind plush boujie mirror? Cause whatever you’re seeing in that mirror ain’t what we’re seeing on here #toilethair

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Marie’s hair reminds me of the pictures I’ve seen of guys who have cut their own hair/got their partners to do it in lockdown and it’s been a total disaster
 
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Surely the best way of not upsetting wee wain Rayyyyn is for Marion to move out permanently and leave her with Derek who she loves...?

Plus keeping TWO cats in that tiny hallway while they're both at work is surely asking for trouble and a visit from the RSPCA?!
 
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Do you think he’s finally realised his wee gurrruulll Rayyyn despises him so he‘s getting another cat in the hopes it likes him? Will it be grey to match the flat? It’ll be camouflaged! Cue Mario searching round the flat ‘where urrr yeeee?’
 
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Squirrels???? Was that the first mention of this???
Don’t greet they’ll likely be grey ones

*First mention that it wasn’t rats??
He’s never said before it wasn’t rats..last thing he said was the council had been out and put poison down or traps or whatever..now he’s saying it’s squirrels and they’re endangered so can’t be touched but he’s not mentioned any noise since he actually gets lost in his own lies...personally I don’t think there’s ever been anything in the loft..just looking for content to make his super boring life seem more exciting
 
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Unless they are red squirrels (unlikely) then he is talking shite.
 
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I’m due blocked. His Q&A earlier he said something about he had something to tell us about Rayn later & I said “please god your no craming another cat in the mix” he didn’t quote me or answer me. Offended xx
 
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And we never did see evidence of his smashed in letterbox did we? I was desperate to see his flap hanging in tatters but nothing
 
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Marino’s last post asking for advice on getting another ‘fur baby’ If he reads it back it just shows he shouldn’t get one. No room for a start and if wee gurrrulll baby Rayyyyn doesn’t get on with it then they’ve had it. Game over.
Do you think it’s for some content as he’s exhausted everything else?
 
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He's definitely short on content.
He's ordered some new bits for his skincare, probably so he's got something to show.
He's never mentioned the swirrats before now, despite it being months ago.
Talking about getting a new pet, he's never mentioned this before. In any case aren't they all closed, even Battersea is in lockdown.
So aye.....
 
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