Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight

[twilightgarden]

Caught up with camouflage Mario in his blanket that blends into the grey plush nightmare sofa.
His face in his TikTok made me laugh so thought I’d share. Sorry if you have nightmares

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Caught up with camouflage Mario in his blanket that blends into the grey plush nightmare sofa.
His face in his TikTok made me laugh so thought I’d share. Sorry if you have nightmares View attachment 101471

That's exactly what the rats looked like when the coonsil came up

 

[twilightgarden]

That's exactly what the rats looked like when the coonsil came up

I did think he looked like a wee gopher but now you’ve said that all I can see is rat
A shame Derek hasn’t banished him to the loft for the rest of lockdown.

 

[Nellyellie]

Caught up with camouflage Mario in his blanket that blends into the grey plush nightmare sofa.
His face in his TikTok made me laugh so thought I’d share. Sorry if you have nightmares View attachment 101471

He’s so vile!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Every time I see him, I wonder what how blootered wee Derek was at the time he got off with Marlon or what the duck he was smoking. I mean, I can understand beer googles, but to keep him around once the drivel started coming out of his gob?

Stockholm syndrome

Melv is very lucky that wee Dezza is still going out to work and that their relationship isn't being more tested by both of them being stood down.

That wee flat, with its tit-ton of tat shoehorned into every corner and heaped onto every surface, is gonna get more and more claustrophobic as time goes on. I predict a meltdown "oncest" he's over Tik tok

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Anyone else think his Dior eye cream is just Aldi's with a sticker on?

 

[twilightgarden]

Anyone else think his Dior eye cream is just Aldi's with a sticker on?

Maybe he used leftover scraps from his bespoke Dior book

 

[Jacquilou]

Well obviously oor rayyyyn is getting a little pal to keep her company. Obviously will be a bespoke little kitten to keep the Marian hater company when they go for their long walk

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

“Ah’m on day 10 of this.....”

so’s everyone else you twit!!!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Well obviously oor rayyyyn is getting a little pal to keep her company. Obviously will be a bespoke little kitten to keep the Marian hater company when they go for their long walk

A bespoke little kitten that likes to claw and chew everything hopefully

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

If everyone is in lockdown how is he getting a kitten?

I wonder what it will be called, something like Karona? Clowd? Stormzeee?

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

If everyone is in lockdown how is he getting a kitten?

I wonder what it will be called, something like Karona? Clowd? Stormzeee?

.... Herms

 

[Frankensooze]

Anyone else think his Dior eye cream is just Aldi's with a sticker on?

I think his Dior eye cream is five years out of date, and riddled with germs.

I await the absolute meltdown from him and others insta twats when this virus actually kills someone they care about. It's so terrible sitting on the sofa watching TV, with lots of (crappy) food.
My patience with him/them has expired, much like Mario's make up and skin care.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I think his Dior eye cream is five years out of date, and riddled with germs.

I await the absolute meltdown from him and others insta twats when this virus actually kills someone they care about. It's so terrible sitting on the sofa watching TV, with lots of (crappy) food.
My patience with him/them has expired, much like Mario's make up and skin care.

But he is TRYING to be positive and keeping it real.

It's embarrassing that he thinks sitting at home in his sweat riddled slanket playing tetris and being bored is a hardship. If he has run out of things to do he could volunteer somewhere or see if anyone in his block of flats needs a hand with anything.

 

[Frankensooze]

But he is TRYING to be positive and keeping it real.

It's embarrassing that he thinks sitting at home in his sweat riddled slanket playing tetris and being bored is a hardship. If he has run out of things to do he could volunteer somewhere or see if anyone in his block of flats needs a hand with anything.

LOL, help someone else, like a non famous person.... Madness.
Hope his bleeping eye falls out onto his dinner.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

A bespoke little kitten that likes to claw and chew everything hopefully

Hopefully this cat will hate him as much as Raaaaayyyyyyynnnnnnnnnn does. I hope it shits in his mouth while he's asleep

 

[Dollylollipop]

Cannot wait to watch him clean the shark hoover

Pacifically Oh somebody tell him please

 

[Stormi]

.... Herms

Plush

 

[twilightgarden]

Plush

Boujie

Wonder how he'll get a kitten in lockdown though, surely that's not allowed? How will it get vaccinated etc?

 

[Frankensooze]

Boujie

Wonder how he'll get a kitten in lockdown though, surely that's not allowed? How will it get vaccinated etc?

Rules don't apply to famous people!