I fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of itI nominate @Be More Pacific to tell Melvin
Paisley Council pure hated him this month
#savage
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Paisley Council pure hated him this month
#savage
Might post this to gullible celebs on twitter, Lord sugar etc. My nan has just got over coronavirus, she's lost her hair but not her spirit, it would cheer her up if you retweeted this.I fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of it
Paisley Council pure hated him this month
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Is he the witch in Snow White?
omg that hair! Thatās so , so, so, so bad! Mario do you even use your bespoke, one of a kind plush boujie mirror? Cause whatever youāre seeing in that mirror aināt what weāre seeing on here #toilethairI fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of it
Paisley Council pure hated him this month
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Squirrels???? Was that the first mention of this???
Donāt greet theyāll likely be grey ones
*First mention that it wasnāt rats??
Donāt greet theyāll likely be grey ones
*First mention that it wasnāt rats??
Marieās hair reminds me of the pictures Iāve seen of guys who have cut their own hair/got their partners to do it in lockdown and itās been a total disaster
One day at a time sweet Jesus.
OK who was it
OK who was it
The new range of bedding and deluxe candles by sweet Jesus.One day at a time sweet Jesus.
OK who was it
My life is complete
I wonder if he would include a bespoke plush grey blanket and grotty hoosecoat in his collection?!The new range of bedding and deluxe candles by sweet Jesus.
My life is complete
Inspired by the rats...ahem... squirrels...
Surely the best way of not upsetting wee wain Rayyyyn is for Marion to move out permanently and leave her with Derek who she loves...?
Plus keeping TWO cats in that tiny hallway while they're both at work is surely asking for trouble and a visit from the RSPCA?!
Plus keeping TWO cats in that tiny hallway while they're both at work is surely asking for trouble and a visit from the RSPCA?!
Do you think heās finally realised his wee gurrruulll Rayyyn despises him so heās getting another cat in the hopes it likes him? Will it be grey to match the flat? Itāll be camouflaged! Cue Mario searching round the flat āwhere urrr yeeee?ā
Heās never said before it wasnāt rats..last thing he said was the council had been out and put poison down or traps or whatever..now heās saying itās squirrels and theyāre endangered so canāt be touched but heās not mentioned any noise sinceSquirrels???? Was that the first mention of this???
Donāt greet theyāll likely be grey ones
*First mention that it wasnāt rats??
he actually gets lost in his own lies...personally I donāt think thereās ever been anything in the loft..just looking for content to make his super boring life seem more excitingUnless they are red squirrels (unlikely) then he is talking shite.Heās never said before it wasnāt rats..last thing he said was the council had been out and put poison down or traps or whatever..now heās saying itās squirrels and theyāre endangered so canāt be touched but heās not mentioned any noise since
I think it was rats or mice
When he posted the stories of himself freaking out in his bedroom there was scratching noises. Unless he somehow made it up
And we never did see evidence of his smashed in letterbox did we? I was desperate to see his flap hanging in tatters but nothingHeās never said before it wasnāt rats..last thing he said was the council had been out and put poison down or traps or whatever..now heās saying itās squirrels and theyāre endangered so canāt be touched but heās not mentioned any noise since
Is that a new style called a semi-mohawk?I fear if I start an "elocution journeee" with My Fair Marion, it will take the rest of time so keep me out of it
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Marinoās last post asking for advice on getting another āfur babyā 
If he reads it back it just shows he shouldnāt get one. No room for a start and if wee gurrrulll baby Rayyyyn doesnāt get on with it then theyāve had it. Game over.
Do you think itās for some content as heās exhausted everything else?
If he reads it back it just shows he shouldnāt get one. No room for a start and if wee gurrrulll baby Rayyyyn doesnāt get on with it then theyāve had it. Game over.Do you think itās for some content as heās exhausted everything else?
He's definitely short on content.
He's ordered some new bits for his skincare, probably so he's got something to show.
He's never mentioned the swirrats before now, despite it being months ago.
Talking about getting a new pet, he's never mentioned this before. In any case aren't they all closed, even Battersea is in lockdown.
So aye.....
He's ordered some new bits for his skincare, probably so he's got something to show.
He's never mentioned the swirrats before now, despite it being months ago.
Talking about getting a new pet, he's never mentioned this before. In any case aren't they all closed, even Battersea is in lockdown.
So aye.....
And 5,4,3,2........he is going to go full on loco any day now.
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