Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

[SuzyE]

Thought Marion flat had blown up.
Seriously why does he pure love living there in he's wee bedsit

Frig it looks even worse from that view
It has to be because they'll have to pay more in rent for a better place. That's the only thing l can think of?.

 

[Very Cherry]

Yes Isa also had a nosey at pub he was at to see how far he needs to travel in the McGill's bus... What am I doing with my life

So Isa, how far has he travelled? I don’t think that will be a concern for him with bus/train fares as I’d imagine they both have a wee disabled bus pass or Derek will be his carer.

 

[Freefalling]

Frig it looks even worse from that view
It has to be because they'll have to pay more in rent for a better place. That's the only thing l can think of?.

They don't have the mental capacity to realise they have options

 

[Madge2022]

He had a b&m drinks trolley for a couple of months, it silently disappeared to live with the peach mat, the spare tyre coffee table etc.

Oh god, I'm getting Mrs Overall from acorn antiques vibes

Thought Marion flat had blown up.
Seriously why does he pure love living there in he's wee bedsit

Did the squirrels in the loft make that mess when they left

Yes Isa also had a nosey at pub he was at to see how far he needs to travel in the McGill's bus... What am I doing with my life

Ah thought ya actually went tae the pub at first

 

[JoeExotic]

Does this bleep ever cook a bastard meal?! He may aswell shove that ninja up his arse for all the good it’s doing him.

 

[mammaof3]

I feel like we need to have a record of the historical moment in history quote by having it in the next thread title. A historical moment in Tattle history.

So forth and so much history.

Thread Cleaning With Mario #80 Very historical moment in history.

Na credits to me . Credit Mario himself ma lovelie.

I was thinking that as well, been trying to think of one since he wrote it.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I take it none of you zoomed in then? Behind his wee rabbit hutch?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I take it none of you zoomed in then? Behind his wee rabbit hutch?
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Oh yes. But if you just light ten overpriced wax melts you forget you live in a shithole.

 

[#noinfluencer]

He had a b&m drinks trolley for a couple of months, it silently disappeared to live with the peach mat, the spare tyre coffee table etc.

And it's probably all shoved behind the kitchen door or the settee, the mad bastard!

 

[Babybail93]

Thought Marion flat had blown up.
Seriously why does he pure love living there in he's wee bedsit

The rats squirrels chewed reet through the bespoke roof tiles ma lovely

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Candy Cane bedding and a red letter box for letters to Santa, I can’t! He’s off his bleeping rocker!!!

 

[teaandgoss101]

What the actual duck is the post box about ! That is something you would not get if you had a child. He is just becoming creepy.

he claims to be a hocus pocus fan and it makes sense -

“Come, little children, now follow me home; Not a one of you need worry. Come, little children, the time's come to roam. Come follow me now—please hurry.”

 

[pearl jammer]

An 80cm tall bespoke b&m mailbox for next to the tree has been added to the collection, what next?!?! Also you couldn’t make up that his new Christmas bedding is blush pink despite that being relatively old fashioned now

 

[Babybail93]

Why has “you fat witch” absoloootely ended me?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Candy Cane bedding and a red letter box for letters to Santa, I can’t! He’s off his bleeping rocker!!!

Please Santa send me some hair and a brain

Why has “you fat witch” absoloootely ended me?

I can hear the exasperated way she said it as she typed it.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He only went out for a drink while he waited for the text from asda, collect from 5pm. bleeping donut.

Don't even start me on this...

 

[Freefalling]

I hope Rayne tries to jump on that postbox and it falls into candy cane lane like a scene out of national lampoon's im here for the drama but seriously Maz, give yourself a shake hen, ffs, you're an almost 40 year old man. Bin the shite and live a little, so much for NY at Xmas, its never ever going to happen. More chance of santa squeezing down his non existent chimney and ringing their believe bells. What a bleeping

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Candy Cane bedding and a red letter box for letters to Santa, I can’t! He’s off his bleeping rocker!!!

More Christmas shite for the treatit hisself on the wiki - £12 bedding and £7.99 on a postbox.

 

[Freefalling]

More Christmas shite for the treatit hisself on the wiki - £12 bedding and £7.99 on a postbox.

It'll be full of bobbles by hogmanay, cheap pish bedding, treating himself to zilch. Go on a thread count journey then talk to me about treating yourself. Shes pissed me right off tonight

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He only went out for a drink while he waited for the text from asda, collect from 5pm. bleeping donut.
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Don't even start me on this...
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Honestly can't understand people who feel the need to buy so much unnecessary junk.

We have one small box with Christmas decorations. Contains baubles for the tree and lights for a tree in our front garden. That's it. And we have children!