I can't believe the audacity of the wee bawheed to say he doesn't need to worry about thick jammies, because his flats always roasting and they've always got the heating on.
Talk about tone bleeping deaf.
That and the "I've got the last one it's absolutely impossible none of you will ever find this bespoke sheeeeen coat"...its such luxury quality lovelies it's JUST A WEE BIT THINNER THAN HIS PRIMARK ONE...and we all know that small business primark is renowned for quality.
Don't get me wrong...love a bit of primark. But we all know what we're getting. Don't know that I'd be raving about the sensational quality of something and then saying it's not as good as something from primark.
Today's dots of delusion are the gift that just keeps giving
Talk about tone bleeping deaf.
That and the "I've got the last one it's absolutely impossible none of you will ever find this bespoke sheeeeen coat"...its such luxury quality lovelies it's JUST A WEE BIT THINNER THAN HIS PRIMARK ONE...and we all know that small business primark is renowned for quality.
Don't get me wrong...love a bit of primark. But we all know what we're getting. Don't know that I'd be raving about the sensational quality of something and then saying it's not as good as something from primark.
Today's dots of delusion are the gift that just keeps giving
Where does Delboy think he's going to in order to play dressing up? 
And those Burberry knock-off scarfs are hideous, just like his Pat Butcher shorts.
Am noo wanting to sound snobby but there is jist no way I would put that oan ma back. Spending £8 on a coat for a kiddie who is still growing is abzalootly fair but for a fully grown(ish) adult? The amount of money he spaffs on junk and he doesny spend oot on a decent coat... ahm baffled ma lovelies!
Nice to see Marion is treating himself to another breakfast, setting himself up for a busy one hour shift and a case of the squits later.
