You outdo yourself everytime!
Put small bespoke tattle website oan the map and nae debates.It kind of is ma joab now, (unpaid before someone grasses me tae tax man) I may start stamping #AD on tae ma wee photo's!
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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Look at this ugly face.
That's his shitting face, so aye.
That's his shitting face, so aye.
If he really does think you can make wax melts in a wok with a spatula, then I’m living for this new bespoke journey we’re about to embark on. Hannah must be quaking in her boots.
Didn’t bother with the smoothing filter today so we can see all his bespoke wrinkles.
If I were to swerve outta my lane for a bit, I could actually feel sorry for Maureen and Derek aka Johnny Adair. All these sharing platters he is gifted and not one person to share it with… never anyone around for a Sunday roast, or friend for a cuppa tea. Completely focused on what to display in a home where no one comes to visit… not even his own family. It’s sad. Rayne the cat knew what she was doing when she tried to jump out that window.
To be fair all those gifted bowls could actually be used as cat food bowls for baby girl Rayn. That’s more use than they’d ever get for their actual intended purpose! Wee Martin nae pals isn’t exactly doing the hostess with the mostest routine on the regular is he? We’ve not heard about the old work gang - Mary, Brenda, Betty et al - in ages either! Nae luck ma lovelies.
Just got home from the theatre, saw his 210 dots of doom then came back out. I'll look at it in the morning, but it looks friggin soul destroying 
Hope you had a pre-theatre meal too henJust got home from the theatre, saw his 210 dots of doom then came back out. I'll look at it in the morning, but it looks friggin soul destroying
Shartin Martin: hostess with the mostess snack platters and leastest friends
I’ll never forget the £5 red hooker shoes he got his Mam for her birthday ! It nearly sent me to an early grave
I tapped past most of his story because he really waffles on 
But what a load of crap he's been sent 
Seriously, is this stock they cant sell?. You couldn't pay me to put these things up in my house. And the amount of times he said how gorgeous are these just made him sound fake as hell
Yeah, l bet these are a big seller
But what a load of crap he's been sent Seriously, is this stock they cant sell?. You couldn't pay me to put these things up in my house. And the amount of times he said how gorgeous are these just made him sound fake as hell
Yeah, l bet these are a big seller
A wis at the theatre tae hen, hope ye hid a hid night!!! Hid a wee pre-theatre at a Thai place afore it. Was aw hame and cosy fur midnight.Just got home from the theatre, saw his 210 dots of doom then came back out. I'll look at it in the morning, but it looks friggin soul destroying
Tonsalove xxx
It’s Glasgow derby day ma lovelies. Wee Deek will no doubt be sent tae the bedroom to sing his songs about killing catholics.
duck you Deek. Up the Celts
duck you Deek. Up the Celts
Ma lovelies, had a dream I stayed with Martin at Paisley towers. Rayne was pissing everywhere, he served me pasta (nothing else) and he wanted to go shopping at b&m. That’s when I knew I had to wake up. Even in dreams he’s a boring hole
He must have a cupboard full of these things now, gathering dust, we've also seen a cupboard full of separate washing up powder/softener and then the one under the sink for cleaning stuff. No idea how he stores anything else, you know like plates, non display cups, everyday things that are of actual use? I couldn't be arsed with display items, particularly in kitchen.
Mebbes ah'm no born tae be an influencer.
That's a nightmare and nae debates.
He’s posted a reel of his “autumn tea corner” or whatever it is and someone under it has put, “looks so cosy”. Honestly, get fucked! How can a corner of MDF, tea, sugar and mugs look cosy?
HH. I hope big Ange has him greetin by 3pmIt’s Glasgow derby day ma lovelies. Wee Deek will no doubt be sent tae the bedroom to sing his songs about killing catholics.
duck you Deek. Up the Celts
Let’s see if Shartin Martin mentions the footie today
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