Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[SuzyE]

I may have sent her a no so nice dm

The disrespectful bag deserved it

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies. Am no well the day lying in ma bed trying to feel better. Have spent ages on that app "etsy" looking for Marion's new wee sign. Canny find the right one but this was the closest. Whoever of you trolls is keeping tabs can add that to the spend list

Get well soon lovelie, spine bright. I honestly think he made it himself. I looked too and found this was in fact, what his niece made in woodwork. I assume. So aye.

 

[Madge2022]

The sheer amount of Poly he wears should come with its own warning!

Mebbes that's why his three hairs stand up, static electricity

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Naw hens, i canny believe cunts lit is live amongst us. If youse thought Maz and his autumn shite wis bad then a certain wee ‘Juls’ on tiktok (IYKYK, dunno if am allowed to actually say) has got her Christmas tree up loonballs the lot a them. View attachment 1554818

That’s no a Christmas tree hen, wheres the colour? The twinkling lights?
surely it’s a joke, they must be certifiably insane to have a fucking ‘Christmas tree’ up in September

 

[Madge2022]

SO WEIGHTY. So aye.

Like his jobbies.

 

[teatwo]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Congratulations ma lovelie Do some titty pumps and celebrate wae wan ae them

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Marion’s been at the vaseline for them lashes again hens.

 

[Kat__lax]

Wtf is that chunk of wood? I have got splinters just looking at it, maybe his niece made it in woodwork and he CuStOmiZeD cause he’s a creative stylish styling interiors type.

 

[Macmama]

Honestly ma luvlies, am no sure am well enough tae be on this app after whit ma Kerry Katonas witnessed fae oor @hopethishelpsallthebest last night.

Congrats @Madge2022 oan yer bespoke thread title, ye’ve made it noo. Chanting ye oan fae the rooftops, spining bright so ye are!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Fucking state of it, looks like he's been embalmed!

Maybe he’s doing it out of respect for the kween!!!

 

[Caw1982]

Z

Derek will be in his orange lodge sash and crying into his hot chocolate.

As long as its not Maz's chocolate star

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Evening hens. Was out loving this late SUMMER weather aw day.

Couldn't watch aw his unboxing of his hauw. Almost put me to sleep.

 

[teaandgoss101]

I know we can’t talk about that page but I also wanna really talk about it

Why can’t we talk about it ? Lol

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Hates doing videos in front of Deed Deek, no less than an hour later he does a video with Deed Derek.
Talking and recording perfectly he's definitely not affronted.
Sooo ayye when Mrs.H always has something new coming out or going on this dimwit plays the poor little auld Ayrshire boy me.

 

[sad little life jane]

Is he on the bus tho ? I feel like he telling a wee Marion fib , looks like he is all cozy on his sofa with a blanket lol

True, takes a photo of a duvet to slag the bus off

 

[Madge2022]

I got maself a proper one fae Edinburgh shop, it's actually the family name tartan (surname).

Dae ye cum fae a long line of fannies hen?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I’m calling he has a “Liz” bauble next tae Betty’s wan this year

Stop. I know I shouldn’t but clutching ma beak I blame you hen, always you

 

[Madge2022]

I still stand by wit I said lol wtf is misfit maw n whys it been called into the ring?

She did the postcast #nomaquote wi Martin and scarred me fur life.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

I've just figured out exactly where his house is and I'm creased. Next time I'm through that way I'm going to hang around to see if I can see him and

His eyesight is nowhere near bad enough to claim dla on. You have to be seriously impaired in both eyes, he's just not.

People play the system but, I mean I rarely see him wearing his glasses he doesn't do contact lenses that I know of, he out and about with no glasses plenty of photos about to prove that to us lovelies but aye am away for a trip down memory and watch his highlights when he was exaggerating and almost greeting about his Kerry katonas
Tons a love Isa

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Calling it she’ll be back wae full oan Candy Cane Lame on Monday “tae lift her nations spirits at this sad time”!

Any excuse eh Maz?

You're getting a bingo hen.

Santa will have left him a wee pressie already too, no doubt.

"Our life's are too short not to enjoy it. I'm climbing. I'm fine. Ma mental health has never been better!!!111"