Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

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menopausalmargrit

What the fuck is a fucking dress coat and a dress scarf???

In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this cunt has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.
 
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DaisyDeluxe

Thanks Mazda for sharing the links where you bought your new clobber. But none of us will be buying, WE WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED BY YOU!
 
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Dawn Dayn

DaisyDeluxe said:
Thanks Mazda for sharing the links where you bought your new clobber. But none of us will be buying, WE WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED BY YOU!
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Shared the link, but it will show his address.
Honestly though, let's be honest trolls if we were to take a pic of ourselves right now, knackered, hair like an exploded firework wearing gardening clo... Hang on, I mean me. Anyhoo, golden rule, don't share pics of yourself when you're looking mad.
 
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Blair-Waldorf

Ma lovelies I’m so behind but am I really seeing this soft cunt wearing silky leopard print shorts
 
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Johnnoijones

You are showing your age with the trinny and Susannah reference my lovelie
 
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Milfordcubicle

I am clutching ma beak at his bespoke Shein fashion show. I’m feeling a bit miserable after being I’ll and the other half is away working but you lot have cheered me right up.
those sliders! wtf is a dress scarf, a dress jacket. He only ever wears tighty joggers and a hoosecoat. I can see him sliding into castleveechi for a wee beige feast in his high neck polo and an orange dress Coat. Orange obvs to make Deek feel at home
 
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orangeboom

That burnt orange coat is the most classy thing av seen in ma life hens, looks straight out of a shite itv police drama
 
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avabella

Cannae believe I've been missing oot on the softest polyester Kat Slater jammies wae poackets. I'm swerving right oot ma lain and heading to Shein.
 
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Milfordcubicle

orangeboom said:
That burnt orange coat is the most classy thing av seen in ma life hens, looks straight out of a shite itv police drama
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it looks like it’s made of felt. Like the little fuzzy felt creatures you stuck to the fuzzy board (showing ma age with the fuzzy felts there) those scarfs are even in the plastic packets you get down the market.
 
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Tinkerbell cat

I’m clutching my beak at this thread tonight my lovelies,
sheen pj’s, burnt orange thin as wallpaper coats,
ugg slippers of to cash converters or else rayns shite in them,
baldy head going to the working man’s club,
fake Burberry scarves,

what an absolute treat
 
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orangeboom

Milfordcubicle said:
it looks like it’s made of felt. Like the little fuzzy felt creatures you stuck to the fuzzy board (showing ma age with the fuzzy felts there) those scarfs are even in the plastic packets you get down the market.
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He had better stock up on the lint roller refills as the fucker will have every tiny bit of fluff and hair drawn to it like a magnet
 
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Dawn Dayn

Sheen. Nope, She-in. Herms flashback.

What is a dress scarf. The horror, I just have scarves, or as Shartin would say, scarfs. Obvs I have categorised knickers, fat ones, sexy catfishing ones, I'm not a complete savage.
 
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