Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Kat__lax]

The first male cleanfluencer too!

and because he was so adored and loved by all he really treatit us to ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE

That was his bio once upon a time or was this a dream I had?

The professional contact still has me clutching, email xxx @ AOL.com

When I said we’ll do the jokes, I lied because that will never not be funny. Thanks Mark xxx

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This bleep is delusional. He really believes in himself. There is clearly some sort of learning disability. If he wasn’t such a nasty wee bleep I’d think “bless him” haha

He was almost certainly in that special class in school. You can tell.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Lying lassie.

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"Before this all started, he wasn’t that bothered about social media. He said: “I had a personal page on Instagram but it was always private. I was a big make-up lover so it was images of me, selfies with make-up on.

“I could see there was a make-up world out there but it never gave me the courage to do things I liked. You open that page and it’s for everybody to see.

It was his brother Johnny, an actor and panto star, who thought the cleaning tips Mario posted on Facebook deserved a wider audience.

So on September 6, 2018, his wee brother took a picture of three of his favourite sprays and a folded duster, added #cleaning and off he went."

Auld Ayrshire dreamer? Says he would never go back there but here he is dreamer of Ayrshire or does he mean dreams that he don't make ANY REALITY of
Driving
Own home
Wax melts
Children
Meet b Greet
Guy talks in riddles it actually hurts my head to work it out I don't even pay attention to the photo etc just like wtf is he babaling about now

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Whuts he so proud of hens? He’s got a big following but doesn’t do anything with it. The ship has long gone where he could’ve made any money. What was he dreaming of? How to be handed a large following on a plate and cock it all up. Be pushing 40 still in the same job and bedsit. Nae car or holidays. Ah the life of a dreamer

 

[Babybail93]

He was almost certainly in that special class in school. You can tell.

Oh look! A dandelion! Must be the last one of the season

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He was almost certainly in that special class in school. You can tell.

I don’t think he went to school hen.

 

[SuzyE]

You've all said it perfectly about him. So I'll just say he's still a backward bastard

 

[Madge2022]

You've all said it perfectly about him. So I'll just say he's still a backward bastard

Definitely fae Ayrshire then.

 

[teaandgoss101]

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Oh Christ. And just like that, Martin Bradshaw is back

Is this why he had a feeling in his pit! Because he didn’t wake up to any happy anniversary messages , ballon’s and so forth from his Instagram ‘friends’ lol

 

[DramaQueen79]

4 years and all he has achieved is a discount code for wax melts and sponges #lifegoals

 

[MaidMarion]

Lying lassie.

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"Before this all started, he wasn’t that bothered about social media. He said: “I had a personal page on Instagram but it was always private. I was a big make-up lover so it was images of me, selfies with make-up on.

“I could see there was a make-up world out there but it never gave me the courage to do things I liked. You open that page and it’s for everybody to see.

It was his brother Johnny, an actor and panto star, who thought the cleaning tips Mario posted on Facebook deserved a wider audience.

So on September 6, 2018, his wee brother took a picture of three of his favourite sprays and a folded duster, added #cleaning and off he went."

He really is an absolute fandan of a twit, Today is the 5th mazda hen your first Instagram post was dated the 6th, big song and dance about abzoluuutley duck all as usual hen,
I was hoping it was going to be "I'm closing this page" announcement. Maybe another time

 

[sad little life jane]

Has he really turned little ole wine drinker me into little auld Ayrshire dreamer me

am prayin fur the rain doon ma drain pipe,
So I can display more of Ma autumn shitttteee,
Am sittin in Ma wee bed sit, oh yeah, sitting just as happy as can be,
And they’ll ask who’s that baldy bastard in the corner …
And I’ll answer, little auld Ayrshire dreamer me

 

[teaandgoss101]

Autumn decor was scaled back 4 years ago! Shows how his spending addiction has spiralled ! Happy 4th Anniversary Maz in way more debt ! And for what …

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Autumn decor was scaled back 4 years ago! Shows how his spending addiction has spiralled ! Happy 4th Anniversary Maz in way more debt ! And for what …

Hold up he showed a plastic pumpkin from poundland or something exactly like that. Poundland always come through with their stuff if you know you know and if you don't don't walk bleeping RUN to poundland.
Soo ayye babbling on here point is he had on same before chucked it and now bought same one again? Or has she actually got tat from 4 years ago

 

[Babybail93]

I think one day he’ll just disappear off the gram. No fanfare. The page will just be gone.

It’ll be when the debts finally catch up with him. It can’t be far off already with how much his spending has ramped up.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Autumn decor was scaled back 4 years ago! Shows how his spending addiction has spiralled ! Happy 4th Anniversary Maz in way more debt ! And for what …

The first of many wax burners.

The shtyling.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Lying lassie.

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"Before this all started, he wasn’t that bothered about social media. He said: “I had a personal page on Instagram but it was always private. I was a big make-up lover so it was images of me, selfies with make-up on.

“I could see there was a make-up world out there but it never gave me the courage to do things I liked. You open that page and it’s for everybody to see.

It was his brother Johnny, an actor and panto star, who thought the cleaning tips Mario posted on Facebook deserved a wider audience.

So on September 6, 2018, his wee brother took a picture of three of his favourite sprays and a folded duster, added #cleaning and off he went."

Why am I getting the song daydreamer believer stuck in my head !



Cheer up, sleepy Deeks
Oh, what can it mean
To a Ayrshire dreamer
And a tatty bald homecoming queen?

 

[DollyTheLamb]

This bleep is delusional. He really believes in himself. There is clearly some sort of learning disability. If he wasn’t such a nasty wee bleep I’d think “bless him” haha

I’ve always said this about the two of them, they both have learning difficulties. Nae debates!!!

 

[Eeyore147]

Why am I getting the song daydreamer believer stuck in my head !



Cheer up, sleepy Deeks
Oh, what can it mean
To a Ayrshire dreamer
And a tatty bald homecoming queen?

I have literally just sang your post in my head

 

[Madge2022]

The first of many wax burners.

The shtyling.

Styling inspiration fae the Rockford files.