Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

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hopethishelpsallthebest

Happy S U N D A Y ma lovelies, just resting oan ma wee autumn sofa, after a long week of doing the bare minimum and so forth.

 
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JoeExotic

 
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Blanche Hunt

Well hen, welcome tae the thread. Let me introduce masel. Am Blanche, Scottish and ah speak fluent Marion. Make yersel et hame and May ah suggest a look et the wiki and familiarise yersel wae the lingo. Tonsa love.
 
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JoeExotic

I don’t care that they’re living in a council flat, I think housing should be a human right, not a privilege. But like you said, he’s spending all his money on shite that will end up in a landfill instead of going on holiday etc then trys to make out we’re all jealous trolls. Fuckup Martin.
 
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#noinfluencer

Why does he think people want to rest and "get cosy"? Fucking idiot thinks everyone wants to sit on their fat arses, wrap themselves in blankets, light candles and eat beige food - muppet!
 
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JoeExotic

Blanche Hunt said:
Well hen, welcome tae the thread. Let me introduce masel. Am Blanche, Scottish and ah speak fluent Marion. Make yersel et hame and May ah suggest a look et the wiki and familiarise yersel wae the lingo. Tonsa love.
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Yass Blanche. Get the dialect snobs told.
 
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GiftedNotFree

#noinfluencer said:
Why does he think people want to rest and "get cosy"? Fucking idiot thinks everyone wants to sit on their fat arses, wrap themselves in blankets, light candles and eat beige food - muppet!
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Wonder if he ever thinks about why he’s put on 5 stone since he started on this app? All those meals out and getting cosy on the concrete blocks I think! He’s too dense to look inward and join those dots though…. So… castelvecchi on Tuesday then!?
 
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Freefalling

Guys don't compare your financial situation with Robbie Rotten (aka Maz) he's 100% up to his poached egg eyes in debt and I'd bet he's playing the benefits system like the scheme rat he is. Don't let people like this affect how you feel about yourself, hold your power #no ma ain quote

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Yass Blanche. Get the dialect snobs told.
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Im fluent Maz too
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

teaandgoss101 said:
Rest day ! What is he resting from
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Back in yer ain lane hen he is resting and trying not to get anxious thinking aboot how he's going to get over the front door tomorrow and rest the week trying to avoid any debt collectors chapping the door
Tons a love

Or resting trying not think about bills when they repayments start coming through the door, new month and all that so ayyye back down a black hole and up to he's Kerry katonas in debt
 
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Kat__lax

Move over Colin and Justin there is a new interior and style duo in town….

Imagine spunking your cost of living payments on all that rubbish just for the app that chose him and the app that’s no his joab. I suppose he can put it to use by burning it to stay warm when they’ve run out of petty cash to top up the meter.

They are a pair of scummy cunts. There are people in this country living in poverty through circumstances out with their control and you’ve got THAT. No his problem though, he’s in his aine lane walking cause he cannae drive, he thought nothing of assaulting an elderly woman in home bargains, prick, thought nothing of verbally abusing a cleaner calling them a dirty scrubber, thought nothing of posting cryptic stories jealous of a disabled young girl, he’s a fucking weapon. I hope they are freezing and starving this winter, it’s the ABZOLUTE least they deserve.

Have a lovelie S U N D A Y ma lovelies tons o love xx
 
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SuzyE

There's a saying when you say you can smell something horrible, 'You're nose is too near your own arse'.
In Mario's case here, it's too near his own crotch
 
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Jerry Garcia

Ma pert nosed lovelie, give a toss of your abundant hair and take a ( fish scented) leaf out of Beaky's book, go too and treat your bf's credit card as Marion treats Deek's!
 
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