Whoever said he looks like a thumb… cannot Unsee it nowMy husband walked in just as this came up in large on my iPad
His words - “What the duck is that!?”
Whoever said he looks like a thumb… cannot Unsee it nowMy husband walked in just as this came up in large on my iPad
His words - “What the duck is that!?”
Does that mean if ye miss a payment they faw oot, cos ah think that's wit happened wi Martin.Omg them boots are for weans nae debates!
My local beauty salon has a sign in window saying klarna accepted. So I wonder if his lips and lashes were also on klarna lol
Who wud say such a thing???Whoever said he looks like a thumb… cannot Unsee it now
Wee grolsch boattle toaps oan the laces, oh take me back Martin ...tae the time ye hud hair oan yer napper.View attachment 1524778
Is this for my benefit because I said the other day that the 90’s called? I feel honoured Martin.
He reminds me of a hot dog sausage like his head and neck just roll into one there's no shape to himWhoever said he looks like a thumb… cannot Unsee it now
Don’t they say the size of the feet show the size of the sausage 🤏How tiny are his feet…?! Ordered from the kids section did he!
I said to him “that’s the Scottish bird you can’t stand when I listen to her stories”Whoever said he looks like a thumb… cannot Unsee it now
These are toddler boots ma hen so he's oaf tae soaftplay with his wee best pal deek so aye Nae debates oan ma page!!!!!!!Where do we think Marion is off to this weekend where he could wear his new timberlands?? A romantic woodland stroll for two through Beirut? A stomp through B&M? Maybe a well deserved lunch at Jam Jar?
A bit like this ma lovely?He reminds me of a hot dog sausage like his head and neck just roll into one there's no shape to him
Ah don't but if she wuz clever and took her own screenshots ah mite fur a bit of gossip.Sort of off topic.... it mentions cleaning accounts....Does anyone here follow _misspotts? She posted about cleaning pages last night and mentioned about having screenshots between hinchy and someone else.
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Just the one problem here, hen. His family cannot stand him, and he has nae friends because he’s a nasty, whiny little witchIts lovely weather Martin - why don't you book a wee night away up north? They do lovely coach trips that are nowhere near as expensive as all the shite you've bought! Go to the beach...even go to a park for the day and have your own bbq. Make plans. Meet family and friends and make some bloody memories.
Yes
Anyone else get pissed off by the amount of times he uses that Emoji? Biles my pissYou deserve nothing you greasy little scroat
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Your husband cooks the bleep tea ma lovely aye that disnae happen in this hooseWhy is every meal well I say meal but heart attack on a plate or drink "deserved" ! Wee fanny.
How small are his feet? Those boots look dinky.
Right!
My hubby is currently cooking our cunting tea. I've did nothing but cunting washings and cunting housework most of the day.
My tea will be "deserved"