I’ve just arrived back from the sweltering heat and he’s put out autumn decorations? Please tell me it’s the jet lag and he’s no actually done it?!!!
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He’s probably just put in a tin of Heinz tomato soup and poured in a full shaker of pepper plus some dried basil 
With having all this shite up so early does it not piss him off? I love having our Christmas tree up (you know like normal people - in December!) but god I’m pleased to take it down and put the house back to normal!
Ah, the smell of plastic always reminds me that autumn season is upon us.I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
Saw this oan the app that isnae ma joab, if Martin hus the hame o' their dreams they must be huving nightmares every night and nae debates.
Such BS Maria! How is a small, 1 bed flat in a rough area a “dream home” for an adult with 2 kids and a dog?! Think she got confused and meant to message Johnny instead so aye 
Yes my lovely defo needs a good reframing. Think of seeing this beauty every morning xx
There's a communal staircase in Paisley Toowers ma lovely.You know he’s absolutely raging as he’s no stairs
It's where the cooncil ran up to smash off his letter box so aye.
Frequently used by the junkies to have a pish.
Mare recently there was a wee Robin seen Clutching its beak
Spine bright
Ah hope he's no got the guisers bags ready, kin ye imagine the mould oan the apples by Halloween
silly me, even Freddy Krueger is too scared tae enter Seedyhill.
Imagine having so little going on in your life that you need to get up to your poached egg eyeballs in debt in an effort to keep up with the “influencers” on the app.
What a sad existence.
What a sad existence.
Cheers ma loveliee! Am quite the hoot if I don't say so myself but ayye I thought he was doing autumn we got pumpkins as other loveliee said that's for HalloweenAll credit to @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow chanting you oan fae the rooftops lassie!
Margrit ma lovely get back in yer oan Lane!! Paisley has only been experiencing temperatures of 25 degrees lately!! Let them sit round their light up yellow pepper for warmth!! Snakes all over this app!!
I really do think he does it all for Tattle! How very sad that your only enjoyment in life is reacting to complete strangers 
He knows he’s making a complete tit of himself by putting Halloween tat out ( not autumn) and is wanting other people to do it to make himself feel better .
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My other half just said something about it soon being Halloween . I literally told him to STFU. Shall I divorce him now?
. I literally told him to STFU. Shall I divorce him now?
He’ ugly and baldy,A spendthrift with no money,
His sharts are really runny
His life is one big joke
MAZDA MCKNIGHT click click
Ma lovelies av found his twin!! Him and deek could dress up as lurch for the eagerly anticipated Halloween night, shartin martin would huv to get on deed deeks wee shoulders then they might be the height of a normal person. No mask needed!
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We know you don’t live by anyone else’s rules, we can see that you’re a selfish prick! Remember when you fell out with your supposed best friend and didn’t speak to her before she died…
This imbecile said he has their dream home. Feck off!
You couldn't pay me to spend a night in that cluttered tit hole
The only vibes you're spreading mate is encouraging people to get into debt like you. Ugly bastard
You couldn't pay me to spend a night in that cluttered tit hole
The only vibes you're spreading mate is encouraging people to get into debt like you. Ugly bastard
Ah thought he wid huv held aff wae the decorations until efter his birthday, make space for the hunners ah cairds he’ll get fae himsel his pals.
The message from the weirdo saying he has the dream home - it’s either him messaging himself or it’s a wan of youse Trolls. Nobody, literally nobody, thinks that derelict prefab is a dream hoose.
Me too. All l think of is dust collectors, so mine are only up about 2-3 week's. Imagine the dust in that flat with all that clutter
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