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He's never got over retail seasons, in his empty head cos shops do it early TO SELL IT, it must be a good thing to do. But he isn't exactly Tamara Ecclestone, so it's all really cheap and nasty stuff arranged in the way a shop display looks.I’ve just been reading some of the grid post comments, you’d think autumn was a brand new concept, the lovelies are just as sad as him having kittens over a season that’s been around for since the beginning of time
Must be bad if Derek has noticed. And where are his family, he's showing them all up. He's like one of those nutcases who eat Christmas dinner every day of the year, or the nutters who dress up in union Jack suits to shout and wave at the royal family.
Ok maz, I get that you're too poor to ever move, I get that you're totally uneducated. Guess what, you can change both these things, then you won't be so empty inside you're borrowing money you can't pay back to get attention from strangers who don't care about you.
Louis Theroux would have a field day making a documentary of Mazda’s life
Jings hens he’s got a wee stiffy the night with all the autumn shite hasn’t he?
This is why I can’t stand him
I bet come May 2023 he will be telling us yet again that he had mental health problems summer 2022 and that’s why he bought all the pumpkins. But now he’s fine. Absolutely fine. And repeat annually until we all die…..
So the Hobbit of Beirut has decided Autumn is here.
Just because nature is confused doesn't mean it's real Marionn!
Just because nature is confused doesn't mean it's real Marionn!
The main question is hens.. will the Xmas tree be up before the end of October? +10000 grid posts and slow mo’s through the bedsit daily..
The Ninja will be a novelty like everything else he buys - velvetiser, cereal dispenser, hot chocolate station (damaged due to a leaking boiler…), shoe storage station, ring door bell to name a few.
Don’t you worry about dust ma lovely, he guts the place every morning.Me too. All l think of is dust collectors, so mine are only up about 2-3 week's. Imagine the dust in that flat with all that clutter
Cat hair stuck into the grease of his soup maker. 
Yeah, but you're not Mario hen, so you're good to goHens, am vay, vay wurried yer aw gonna blackbaw me frae the bespoke Tattle Life appI have to fess up….I am a granny, I’ve been the mother of the bride and - am afert to say this - I love Asti! Noo, dinnae aw come for ma
PS I don’t own a bespoke hoosecoat and have a front and back door
That voice on his latest story 
Yes, Mario, 39 years old, and absolutely duck all to show for it. Sad
Yes, Mario, 39 years old, and absolutely duck all to show for it. Sad
He's doing that whiney voice again getting a hard on over Elvis. I could throat punch him 
My adds are trolling me
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Cleaner my arseCat hair stuck into the grease of his soup maker.
No hen. I used to put a pumpkin out to let kids know they could knock on the door but nay doing it again. They are absolute savages. Rarely a thank you out of their beaks and sometimes the odd complaint about the sweet selection or that they're not allowed to grab a handful.
I would LOVE to see Louis and Martin!!!!!Louis Theroux would have a field day making a documentary of Mazda’s life
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