I just hope on his death bed he can think back and that all of this stuff did actually make him happy, rather than proper memories and adventures
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Remember he doesny decorate for validation or the gram hen
Apologies ma lovelie, I will sit right doon before the Klarna is oan ma arse. Oot ma laine and forgetting this app isny his joab and that he isny bankrupting himself for likes.Remember he doesny decorate for validation or the gram hen
Marion only discovers hobby craft less than a week ago, she shares her banana/peppered looking rusty orange pumpkins and reckons she has gave them a 90% profit increase single handley fae her tit pit.
How many pumpkins does a 1 bed flat 1 man need so far got :
Big
Small
Multi pack
Velvet
Neon
Ceramic
Glass jar
If I've missed any out then tell me don't create a problem create a solution and let Isa know but ayyye this app isnae ma joab.
How many pumpkins does a 1 bed flat 1 man need so far got :
Big
Small
Multi pack
Velvet
Neon
Ceramic
Glass jar
If I've missed any out then tell me don't create a problem create a solution and let Isa know but ayyye this app isnae ma joab.
Mario have a word with yaself.
Lass nite, Ya said your effect had sold them pumpkins rite oot. now ya posting that some wee hun has bought them.
Lass nite, Ya said your effect had sold them pumpkins rite oot. now ya posting that some wee hun has bought them.
It’s stuff like this that makes me truly believe he isn’t the full shilling ma lovely. Naeboady wae a fully functioning brain would carry on like he does for an audience!Mario have a word with yaself.
Lass nite, Ya said your effect had sold them pumpkins rite oot. now ya posting that some wee hun has bought them.
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To the person influenced by him - thoughts and prayers. You're obviously not ok hun
#prayforthoseinfluencedbythiswankstain
#prayforthoseinfluencedbythiswankstain
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I know l sound like a broken record, but this bloke had to have been dropped on his head as a baby. Nothing he does is normal, even down to the way he quickly blocks someone when they send a polite DM.
Sleep with one eye open Derek. We've heard the way he speaks to you
Shoaps are really missing a trick here with oor Marion and his merry band of morons…sorry a mean lovelies. They could look at their stock and think “right we need rid of aw this” reach out for a collab with cocknose and he could make a post convincing the lovelies to run oot to the shoaps and buy up aw the shite.
Not a brain cell between them aw
Not a brain cell between them aw
14 pages of this Beyootaful new thread to catch up on. I've been living my life with ma phone held high in Croatia this weekend. Had Faaarr too many 
to keep up. Spine bright ma lovelies 
Absolutely for Tattles benefit. What’s more ironic is the sunshine streaming in 
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State a that skirting board behind itAbsolutely for Tattles benefit. What’s more ironic is the sunshine streaming in
that lassie that said he has her dream home needs her head testing.Get this poor bleep a Just Giving page immediately!!!
Dream home. Pahahhahahha.
Thats enough of the internet today
Oh wait.....
Could it be?????
Mario wrote this to himself??? Never.....
Yes he bleeping did
Dream home. Pahahhahahha.
Thats enough of the internet today
Oh wait.....
Could it be?????
Mario wrote this to himself??? Never.....
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The yellow pepper (no ma quote) is spining bright ma lovelies, or it could be the bleeping sun blaring in on top of his flat heid! Honest to god, there's a want in him...
Obviously decorating the high footfall hallway first, so all the hunners o vip guests are treatit to a taste of what’s to follow around the postage stamp…..
Tell me Martin when did you last have your pals or family for that matter round for a cup or a drink? I’ve only seen Hannah and the birthday party guests which were all people off the app that is no his joab.
Tell me Martin when did you last have your pals or family for that matter round for a cup or a drink? I’ve only seen Hannah and the birthday party guests which were all people off the app that is no his joab.
He is absolutely out of control.
This type of content really has me clutching my beak.
Thanks Martin, the gift that keeps giving!
It’s bloody halloween now I see . He’s even confusing me with all these seasons in one weekend luvlies I dunno if I’m coming or going
Edited to add…..I associate pumpkins with halloween nae debates Thankyou
Edited to add…..I associate pumpkins with halloween nae debates Thankyou
Well lovelies I huv had 12 pages tae catch up oan. I've been out all weekend with ma pals having a couple of lethal peeeno griggios.
Those scotch egg jars are fuckin bogging man! I have nae words. And the fluorescent banana eyesore
I actually think the plush pumpkins are okay but I shan't be buying any - I don't decorate my hoose according to the season like an actual space cadet.
Tattie hearts to yis awe Xxx
Those scotch egg jars are fuckin bogging man! I have nae words. And the fluorescent banana eyesore
I actually think the plush pumpkins are okay but I shan't be buying any - I don't decorate my hoose according to the season like an actual space cadet. Tattie hearts to yis awe Xxx
Where the duck does this poor bleep live if Mario has her dream home!?
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