The worst is that he may have put TONIC in it (boak) the driest of all mixers
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I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
When be picked it up I could actually feel how flimsy it was myself. I hate all that cheap plazzy shite.I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
Hint hint , send me some more free gifted items
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He needs a bleeping bag over his heed, preferably a thick black bag, nae debates!I can’t believe he seriously thinks he needs Olaplex and a Dyson hairdryer for that. He’s thinning sooooooo badly!
He's going to do it today isn't he??
Mid August
Personally I'm here for it. I canny wait to see his banana light on about 8.30 this evening.
Derek needs to be careful with those funny fags, one rogue bit of ash that house will go up like a rocket!!!
Mid August
Personally I'm here for it. I canny wait to see his banana light on about 8.30 this evening.
Derek needs to be careful with those funny fags, one rogue bit of ash that house will go up like a rocket!!!
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Nah he is fully beyond a joke now. Like I can’t actually believe he’s bought MORE pumpkins?????! What’s wrong with him? It’s not normal! Here’s all the pumpkin shite he bought last year:
And yet he’s got more again this year!? What a sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life.
The props department at Disney have less bleeping pumpkin tat than him!
oh and remember ma lovelies, he does nane of this for the gram! 
so aye and so forth.
And yet he’s got more again this year!? What a sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life.
The props department at Disney have less bleeping pumpkin tat than him!
oh and remember ma lovelies, he does nane of this for the gram! so aye and so forth.
If forgotten about the white dug shite pumpkinsNah he is fully beyond a joke now. Like I can’t actually believe he’s bought MORE pumpkins?????! What’s wrong with him? It’s not normal! Here’s all the pumpkin shite he bought last year:
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And yet he’s got more again this year!? What a sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life.
The props department at Disney have less bleeping pumpkin tat than him!
clutching ma beak here the noo!
Warm and dry next week but this cunts wanting to put up his autumn decor. How much you bet he’s sitting way the heating on? Lunatic.
Lovelie do you need your Kerry Katonas checked? That doesn’t look dry to me
back in my own laine now so aye
ITS bleeping AUGUST!!!! I can’t even begin to think what is going through his shell of a headHe's going to do it today isn't he??
Mid August
Personally I'm here for it. I canny wait to see his banana light on about 8.30 this evening.
Derek needs to be careful with those funny fags, one rogue bit of ash that house will go up like a rocket!!!
Yet another illiterate bleep who doesn’t understand Global WarmingMisfit jaw getting oan the autumn tit noo. It definitely isnae autumn here, the rain is still warm!
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He literally has no content but pics of his bedroom and Autumn plastic tat. Can he not just enjoy the last few weeks of Summer? Book into a bleeping hotel for the night on a whim even if it's Glasgow. Life is literally passing him by. If Derek ever gives up the funny stuff he might just see the light and get rid of that dope.
It’s tragic isn’t it? I mean, amazing fae us, because we can rip the pish oot o her! But as an actual adult it’s rather pathetic
It’s no smell the wealth this month hen, it’s ‘smell the plastic’I’m just playing catch up here but how cheap and nasty is that light? I could almost smell the plastic
Sorry ma luvlie I was meaning next weekendLovelie do you need your Kerry Katonas checked? That doesn’t look dry to me
Watching maz has made me lose brain cellsWhat sort of brain dead imbecile orders the exact crappy tat that Marion did? Apart from us lucky few who haven’t been bespokely blocked, all his followers don’t have a brain cell between them. It actually boggles my brain how thick they all are 
Any it’s Bank Holiday too! Wonder what plans he has……….. let me guess, just a quiet chilled oneSorry ma luvlie I was meaning next weekend
Not only is it August and not Autumn, it’s fuckin weird to decorate your flat for a season! Especially to extreme he does when he is clearly up to his eyeballs in debt, can’t afford to go on holidays EVER and can’t get a mortgage because his credit rating is that bad and he can’t save for a deposit. Phew. Rant over.
Now, I’m guna sit down and get some class and watch the new premier inn pillow journey unfold - but this time he’s claiming he should be getting commission for selling out crappy toy pumpkins. Even though they are still available
Now, I’m guna sit down and get some class and watch the new premier inn pillow journey unfold - but this time he’s claiming he should be getting commission for selling out crappy toy pumpkins. Even though they are still available
Shook seeing all the shite he bought last year as well.. is he reusing ANY of it? I dunno where he’s gonna put it all.. his sofa is gonna be in the middle of the living room before long with all the shite behind it. I live in a 3 bed hoose (that’s ma wealth you smell) and I couldn’t be doing with storing all that shite.
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