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bleep canny even cross the road himself never mind rear weans.
bleep canny even cross the road himself never mind rear weans.
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I literally just read his post and can see what Marion was trying to achieve but unfortunately he’s not as literate as AW.He’s copying A.W again trying to be all deep and meaningful
But seriously, he wants to tell his kids that he sat in a bedsit, didn’t travel anywhere, spunked all his money on cheap tat and never invited anyone round to see his crap cave?!
You sound lit ma maw ma luvlie. Extra points if you cello-taped a note on the door saying don’t knockAm I the only one who shuts the blinds early and have barely any lights on, on halloween night so the wee fuckers dinnae bang my front doormiserable auld hag that I am, my rules in my hoose so aye
He has no aspirations to move from his postage stamp so where the duck does he think he’s going to put kids 
Just another thing to add to the ‘never going to happen’ list 
Just another thing to add to the ‘never going to happen’ list Hmmm 
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He’s been on PowerPoint the day hens
I'll let ye aff wi that wan coz ye have a backdoor hen xxxxHens, am vay, vay wurried yer aw gonna blackbaw me frae the bespoke Tattle Life appI have to fess up….I am a granny, I’ve been the mother of the bride and - am afert to say this - I love Asti! Noo, dinnae aw come for ma
PS I don’t own a bespoke hoosecoat and have a front and back door
These hings gee me the fear big time
I’d be so embarrassed if I were related to this.
Why does it always have to be plastic shite fake foliage. There's plenty of bushes roon Paisley that he could cut a few branches off of....for free and save our planet at the same time. I despise these abhorrent wankers
Also despise these ridiculous book things they all display. Honking of faux wealth.
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Thing is he's now got to sit and look at that for 3 months, so he can say live by my own rules but no normal sane person would have Halloween decorations up in August.
Week or less after Halloween he'll be talking of Christmas and putting his tree up
He can't use mental health as an excuse he said himself wouldn't go overboard, if he was so bad last year then deed deek wouldn't let it happen again... If he actually cared but no he just rolls his eyes while handing the petty cash over to Marion.
He will get sick and feed up looking at that and will run out of pictures/angles to post and will be onto next thing.
Embarrassing.
Yves Saint Laurent in a council flatWhy does it always have to be plastic shite fake foliage. There's plenty of bushes roon Paisley that he could cut a few branches off of....for free and save our planet at the same time. I despise these abhorrent wankers
Also despise these ridiculous book things they all display. Honking of faux wealth.
Why are these 2 taking up low rent accommodation that some one on a low income needs? They clearly can afford to privately rent. The amount of money wasted since I’ve been following could be renting a nice 3 bed detached and still be quids in.
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Exactly! I'm in no way claiming to be impoverished and i am comfortable finacially (as in not having to worry about bills etc) but when I see the shite she pulls out of her "hawls" and says "only" £4 for a bleeping light up pumpkin/pepper/bunch of bananas, it gees me the heebs.Yves Saint Laurent in a council flat
Why are these 2 taking up low rent accommodation that some one on a low income needs? They clearly can afford to privately rent. The amount of money wasted since I’ve been following could be renting a nice 3 bed detached and still be quids in.
That "only" £4 will be the difference between some poor soul eating or heating their home this winter
Cringe fest. We are all here to laugh at you. That and that alone (and also to free Deek).
Back in yer box hen. You'll only be remembered for being a tit.
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I’d pay to hear him try to pronounce Yves Saint LaurentWhy does it always have to be plastic shite fake foliage. There's plenty of bushes roon Paisley that he could cut a few branches off of....for free and save our planet at the same time. I despise these abhorrent wankers
Also despise these ridiculous book things they all display. Honking of faux wealth.
A missed the AM FINE rant last night as a was living ma best summer life. I didn’t realise paisley council consider a cat bed as a bedroom to raise a wean? Fuckin hell Marion if you actually have aspirations you need to pull ya finger out, stop wasting money on shite and focus on moving. What’s this absolute melon on about leaving this app one day. You ain’t paid to be here
God forbid they actually buy a book to read.Why does it always have to be plastic shite fake foliage. There's plenty of bushes roon Paisley that he could cut a few branches off of....for free and save our planet at the same time. I despise these abhorrent wankers
Also despise these ridiculous book things they all display. Honking of faux wealth.
Call me fussy, but I'd rather there was no hair stuck to it, tomato and cat hair soup doesn't sound nice. Confirms what I've always thought, he just wipes around things and the flat stinks of cat.
Sat here trying to finish an article on geopolitical relationships in a post covid world and um clutching ma beak at this thread and that wee fanny. A think when he sits and types that shite out in his wee flat heid he thinks he’s daeing the masses a huge service and that he’ll be leaving behind some great legacy when he “closes his page” wtf Martin autumn and wintum reveals urnae acts of great importance that should be documented and shared wae anyone other than yersel. Yiv no solved world hunger or brought peace tae Palestine ffs. How a treat others aye nae bother hen, shoving grannies oot the road is a fine example of human decency. Better get back tae it ma lovelies. Spine bright
aye nae bother hen, shoving grannies oot the road is a fine example of human decency. Better get back tae it ma lovelies. Spine bright Wives saynt lo rentI’d pay to hear him try to pronounce Yves Saint Laurent
He’d give up and just call it “whhhyyyy eeeessss ellllll”I’d pay to hear him try to pronounce Yves Saint Laurent
Mario on Facebook some folk use this as a diary...also Mario on Instagram so ma lovelies we didnae do much this weekend, chilled one ma weekend off. We went b&m, home bargains and some nice food at jam jar, home now to chill ohhh I forget tae tell ye'z I've got a new vanilla wax melt, I know it's bland and boring like maself but ayyye my page my rules, tons a love
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